I seriously HATE Pandas!

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Pandas make me really angry. Yes it's wrong their habitat is getting destroyed but bamboo is useful as fuck and we are growing more to try and compensate. Furthermore this wouldn't be a huge issue if pandas themselves hadn't swapped to sustaining themselves on bamboo because they're lazy as fuck. You think nature designed a herbivore that big? Show me another vegetarian bear.... They swapped to bamboo and that's why they're so listless and lazy and useless as fuck, they sleep all the time and got no libido because of it. Get them back to eating meat and they'd start fucking and could live on their own. For fuck sakes, some lazy greedy bear gets to get pampered and watch porn all day (they have DVDs made for them) while I have to get up and work? Lazy, lazy, lazy fucking shits I really hate how much money is spent on them too. Although given the fact that China has not one animal right law I think it's pretty likely if people thought they were magic or some shit they'd be hunted to extinction by now. But no, is it because of their color scheme? Do people actually find them cute? It's just a bear with shit camouflage, for fucks sake why don't you go admire a lemur instead? They're cute as fuck and acrobatic and shit and actually know how to fuck each other. Wasting money on giving pandas sex lessons? Even snails know how to fuck.

Jesus Christ I hate pandas ok. By the way if you make this speech in public people get really pissy with you. Another reason to be pissed at those lazy greedy non humping fucking bears. I'm not kidding, I really do dislike them. They're my least favorite animal and that includes even wasps and shit, because at least a wasp is good at what it does, fucking shit up with its ass needle. I hate pandas so much, my family used to get so pissed off back in the day when we'd be watching discovery channel and I'd just have to let loose my tirade against them. Otherwise my blood pressure just spikes. I need to let out my diatribe, although on occasion if I was feeling fatigued I'd just hiss and boo (like they were pantomime villains) until they fucking got off my screen. You don't want to be there when a charity advert comes on for them. Snow leopards in those adverts I got no problem with, they're all alone and probably have some great mental fortitude, they'd take you back to their shack to drink vodka and be all grizzly and shit. But pandas wanting charity? Man, NOT FUCKING GETTING MY MONEY ENTITLED LITTLE SHITS. I'm not paying for lazy bears to watch porn all day because believe me nobody pays for me to do that and I likely do it better than them. Hell they even watch the same DVD repeatedly, it's like get some fucking options. Get some class and some taste.

Thanks for listening. I feel better.
 
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Pandas make me really angry. Yes it's wrong their habitat is getting destroyed but bamboo is useful as fuck and we are growing more to try and compensate. Furthermore this wouldn't be a huge issue if pandas themselves hadn't swapped to sustaining themselves on bamboo because they're lazy as fuck. You think nature designed a herbivore that big? Show me another vegetarian bear.... They swapped to bamboo and that's why they're so listless and lazy and useless as fuck, they sleep all the time and got no libido because of it. Get them back to eating meat and they'd start fucking and could live on their own. For fuck sakes, some lazy greedy bear gets to get pampered and watch porn all day (they have DVDs made for them) while I have to get up and work? Lazy, lazy, lazy fucking shits I really hate how much money is spent on them too. Although given the fact that China has not one animal right law I think it's pretty likely if people thought they were magic or some shit they'd be hunted to extinction by now. But no, is it because of their color scheme? Do people actually find them cute? It's just a bear with shit camouflage, for fucks sake why don't you go admire a lemur instead? They're cute as fuck and acrobatic and shit and actually know how to fuck each other. Wasting money on giving pandas sex lessons? Even snails know how to fuck.

Jesus Christ I hate pandas ok. By the way if you make this speech in public people get really pissy with you. Another reason to be pissed at those lazy greedy non humping fucking bears. I'm not kidding, I really do dislike them. They're my least favourite animal and that includes even wasps and shit, because at least a wasp is good at what it does, fucking shit up with its ass needle. I hate pandas so much, my family used to get so pissed off back in the day when we'd be watching discovery channel and I'd just have to let loose my tirade against them. Otherwise my blood pressure just spikes. I need to let out my diatribe, although on occasion if I was feeling fatigued I'd just hiss and boo (like they were pantomime villains) until they fucking got off my screen. You don't want to be there when a charity advert comes on for them. Snow leopards in those adverts I got no problem with, they're all alone and probably have some great mental fortitude, they'd take you back to their shack to drink vodka and be all grizzly and shit. But pandas wanting charity? Man, NOT FUCKING GETTING MY MONEY ENTITLED LITTLE SHITS. I'm not paying for lazy bears to watch porn all day because believe me nobody pays for me to do that and I likely do it better than them. Hell they even watch the same DVD repeatedly, it's like get some fucking options. Get some class and some taste.

Thanks for listening. I feel better.
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Did you get drunk on Sunday night and call Urblock's mom?
I just have absolutely zero patience for pandas and panda lovers. There's actually people that campaign for saving pandas, like they add anything at all of any relevance to any ecosystem anywhere ever, can you believe that? They are, by far, the most useless animal alive today.

Let the pandas die already imo. Literally nothing would be different.
 

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I just have absolutely zero patience for pandas and panda lovers. There's actually people that campaign for saving pandas, like they add anything at all of any relevance to any ecosystem anywhere ever, can you believe that? They are, by far, the most useless animal alive today.

Let the pandas die already imo. Literally nothing would be different.
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for fucks sake why don't you go admire a lemur instead? They're cute as fuck and acrobatic and shit and actually know how to fuck each other. Wasting money on giving pandas sex lessons? Even snails know how to fuck.
I wasn't feeling the Panda hate until the Lemur comparison, that hit home.


If an animal refuses to eat, it's simply their time. If a species refuses to fuck...
 

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So...are you saying the Pandas should make their own porn DVD's?

I may have misread.

(Phenomenal post, BTW)
 

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[video=youtube;r8B-RuJRI2A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8B-RuJRI2A[/video]

You forgot the worst part, they're needy and clingy.
 

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Pandas make me really angry. Yes it's wrong their habitat is getting destroyed but bamboo is useful as fuck and we are growing more to try and compensate. Furthermore this wouldn't be a huge issue if pandas themselves hadn't swapped to sustaining themselves on bamboo because they're lazy as fuck. You think nature designed a herbivore that big? Show me another vegetarian bear.... They swapped to bamboo and that's why they're so listless and lazy and useless as fuck, they sleep all the time and got no libido because of it. Get them back to eating meat and they'd start fucking and could live on their own. For fuck sakes, some lazy greedy bear gets to get pampered and watch porn all day (they have DVDs made for them) while I have to get up and work? Lazy, lazy, lazy fucking shits I really hate how much money is spent on them too. Although given the fact that China has not one animal right law I think it's pretty likely if people thought they were magic or some shit they'd be hunted to extinction by now. But no, is it because of their color scheme? Do people actually find them cute? It's just a bear with shit camouflage, for fucks sake why don't you go admire a lemur instead? They're cute as fuck and acrobatic and shit and actually know how to fuck each other. Wasting money on giving pandas sex lessons? Even snails know how to fuck.

Jesus Christ I hate pandas ok. By the way if you make this speech in public people get really pissy with you. Another reason to be pissed at those lazy greedy non humping fucking bears. I'm not kidding, I really do dislike them. They're my least favorite animal and that includes even wasps and shit, because at least a wasp is good at what it does, fucking shit up with its ass needle. I hate pandas so much, my family used to get so pissed off back in the day when we'd be watching discovery channel and I'd just have to let loose my tirade against them. Otherwise my blood pressure just spikes. I need to let out my diatribe, although on occasion if I was feeling fatigued I'd just hiss and boo (like they were pantomime villains) until they fucking got off my screen. You don't want to be there when a charity advert comes on for them. Snow leopards in those adverts I got no problem with, they're all alone and probably have some great mental fortitude, they'd take you back to their shack to drink vodka and be all grizzly and shit. But pandas wanting charity? Man, NOT FUCKING GETTING MY MONEY ENTITLED LITTLE SHITS. I'm not paying for lazy bears to watch porn all day because believe me nobody pays for me to do that and I likely do it better than them. Hell they even watch the same DVD repeatedly, it's like get some fucking options. Get some class and some taste.

Thanks for listening. I feel better.
Why? you have so much in common.......

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You've seen my dink?
I think he has put some serious thought into the idea of your junk. Based on his post I'm sure he has some very vivid ideas about your private parts.

To answer your question, no he has never actually seen your man zone, but it would seem he has spent a considerable amount of time imagining your genitalia. The fact that he imagines things to be tiny is more a reflection on him than you.
 

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Whatever happened to the Giant Panda dude? He didn't return when the bans were lifted?

Anyone still follow him on twitter?
 

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I think he has put some serious thought into the idea of your junk. Based on his post I'm sure he has some very vivid ideas about your private parts.

To answer your question, no he has never actually seen your man zone, but it would seem he has spent a considerable amount of time imagining your genitalia. The fact that he imagines things to be tiny is more a reflection on him than you.
I just took it as some sort of projection on his part, considering it's literally not my fault that pandas have microdinks and can't fuck each other properly, so I hope it's not some weird e-fascination like you're suggesting. But, considering the poster in question... Not out the realms of possibility.

Hopefully he doesn't enter FT levels of creepy.
 

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If an animal refuses to eat, it's simply their time. If a species refuses to fuck...
For serious. It's called Tinder and it gets the most unlayable creatures on the planet laid literally every day.

Imagine needing any more science than an Andriod to get laid in 2019.

 
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