OT: Auston Matthews facing disorderly conduct charge

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Disgraceful behavior. Someone can’t drink responsibly. You’d never see Captain Toews pull this kind of crap.
 

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This could be his taxi cab moment.

A 22 year old with his pants down near his own residence is a little different than our team of alcoholics.
 

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Disgraceful behavior. Someone can’t drink responsibly. You’d never see Captain Toews pull this kind of crap.
Didn't Toews crash his car into an el support pillar while a few sheets to the wind? Different crap, I know, but let's not pretend athletes have ever been good role models.
 

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Our core are alcoholics.

Happens to the great ones sometimes due to celebrating. Maradona is one. Kane, Toews, Seabs, Keith, Crow are only thinking about one thing in Germany...the next beer.

Toews probably drinks some gluten free shit. Crow will ask for an american Whiskey at a beer cellar, Seabs will buy rounds for young guys after every two for him, make it rain beer...hockey equivalent...and Kane will just be smiling in the back of the bar, shadow draping 2/3's of his face including one turned up corner of his lips.
 

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