Parents sign up Mitch Trubisky for rec soccer team in hopes he'll develop interest in sports

[Aesopian]

Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

MENTOR, OH—Figuring that, at worst, it would be a good way to get him outside, parents of Chicago Bears quarterback Mitchell Trubisky confirmed Thursday that they had signed their son up for a community rec soccer team to see if it would spark any sort of interest in sports for him. “We’ve had a...

sports.theonion.com

MENTOR, OH—Figuring that, at worst, it would be a good way to get him outside, parents of Chicago Bears quarterback Mitchell Trubisky confirmed Thursday that they had signed their son up for a community rec soccer team to see if it would spark any sort of interest in sports for him. “We’ve had a hard time over the last few years trying to get Mitch excited about athletics, but sometimes kids need a little push on these things,” said father Dave, admitting that he had assumed that the dedication to sports displayed by all of Trubisky’s friends would have rubbed off on him, but that his son still seemed disinterested and mentally somewhere else when everyone around him was competing. “We just think it’s important for a boy his age to be running around, getting fresh air and exercise. I was telling Jeanne that if this doesn’t take, we can try baseball, or there’s a summer swim league he might like, too. I think he would have a real aptitude for this stuff if he just applied himself. And who knows, he might even have a little fun.” At press time, Mitch Trubisky was being carried off the field crying after getting hit in the face by a ball five minutes into the game.

 

[doctorbear]

Is this an impeachable offense

 

[Noonthirtyjoe]

Never ends with you assholes.

 

[Novak]

Never ends with you assholes.

The onion? Yeah, those assholes won't take down their blog no matter how much I whinge on CCS about it.

 

[Aesopian]

Is this an impeachable offense

 

[Bearly]

Mitch would break your stupid face.

 

[Aesopian]

Mitch would break your stupid face.

True but that won't make him a good QB. The fact that violence is somehow your solution to problems worries me.

 

[Anytime23]

Never ends with you assholes.

Waaaahhhhhhhh don’t make fun of my shitty qb

 

[Noonthirtyjoe]

How many times do we need to hear it? How is it helping? Who is it helping?

 

[Hawkeye OG]

How many times do we need to hear it? How is it helping? Who is it helping?

FFS do you take your life this serious 100% of the time? It's satire. It's meant to give you a little chuckle

 

[Aesopian]

How many times do we need to hear it? How is it helping? Who is it helping?

It's a joke I don't know why you're getting all worked up.

 

[bearmick]

How many times do we need to hear it? How is it helping? Who is it helping?

Lol that you think anything anyone says on a message board is going to help or hinder the Bears.

 

[Bearly]

True but that won't make him a good QB. The fact that violence is somehow your solution to problems worries me.

At least you've admitted that you're a problem.

 

[Aesopian]

That's what she said.

Are you saying you beat Women?

 

[fenderpfunk]

How many times do we need to hear it? How is it helping? Who is it helping?

This is my first time hearing he signed up for soccer.

 

[Bearly]

Are you saying you eat Women?

Why not?

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

MENTOR, OH—Figuring that, at worst, it would be a good way to get him outside, parents of Chicago Bears quarterback Mitchell Trubisky confirmed Thursday that they had signed their son up for a community rec soccer team to see if it would spark any sort of interest in sports for him. “We’ve had a...

sports.theonion.com

MENTOR, OH—Figuring that, at worst, it would be a good way to get him outside, parents of Chicago Bears quarterback Mitchell Trubisky confirmed Thursday that they had signed their son up for a community rec soccer team to see if it would spark any sort of interest in sports for him. “We’ve had a hard time over the last few years trying to get Mitch excited about athletics, but sometimes kids need a little push on these things,” said father Dave, admitting that he had assumed that the dedication to sports displayed by all of Trubisky’s friends would have rubbed off on him, but that his son still seemed disinterested and mentally somewhere else when everyone around him was competing. “We just think it’s important for a boy his age to be running around, getting fresh air and exercise. I was telling Jeanne that if this doesn’t take, we can try baseball, or there’s a summer swim league he might like, too. I think he would have a real aptitude for this stuff if he just applied himself. And who knows, he might even have a little fun.” At press time, Mitch Trubisky was being carried off the field crying after getting hit in the face by a ball five minutes into the game.

I don't know what soccer has to do with sports but it does show Trubisky's natural inclination to shy away from sports. This is probably why he's so bad at football.

 

[Aesopian]

The onion? Yeah, those assholes won't take down their blog no matter how much I whinge on CCS about it.

The Onion is a Chicago based company they want Trubisky to succeed but they just want to poke fun.

 

[Noonthirtyjoe]

FFS do you take your life this serious 100% of the time? It's satire. It's meant to give you a little chuckle

Same joke a thousand times gets old. I'm sure many are tired of hearing it over and over and over.

 

[Noonthirtyjoe]

Lol that you think anything anyone says on a message board is going to help or hinder the Bears.

No. But it hurts the posters here that would rather not hear the same negative shit over and over.