Playoff superstitions or rituals!!

TCD

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Players have em but do any of you schmucks have em?

I have been watching playoff games on the floor since 2010 (when not at work). Often I end up watching games upside down because of this and probably explains why I don't know or understand the game worth the shits. I also wear the same jersey and my cheap Hawks plastic goalie mask. Wash the jersey after each series is done.

At work when watching games I can't lie on the floor so I simply hang my jersey over my chair and place my Hawks scarf on the wall behind me while I sacrifice any Americans who walk in.
 

Grimson

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Most people here are probably smart enough to know that no matter what we do or don't do has zero effect on the outcome of the game.

Loser.
 

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At 6 a.m. on game day, sacrifices begin.

I start with something wet....a rat, a python, maybe a cat if I feel desperate about the game. Something feisty to get the mood going. I like to bite, if they bite back its a sign of battle to come. Rinse. Repeat. Rinse repeat. There is no joy in feeding the insatiable lust of ritual superstition....just piles of bodies. I feel nothing for them while incense and bits of their meat char and fill the room with god pleasing smells, my ambrosia.

By 5 pm. I can be reasonably certain Versteeg has had the suck sacrificed out of him, he requires the most pounds of meat. Then Bickell, Vermette, and Crawford just in case he roofies himself between periods. The sticks of Kane and Toews also require multiples richly imbued with fat.
 

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Hawks are undefeated in this postseason when I haven't had to work and watched the game while wearing my white Kaner sweater. It's got a little stain on the left sleeve but there's no fucking way I'm washing this thing for two more weeks.

Got it on right now. Feeling good about this one already.
 

Grimson

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Hawks are undefeated in this postseason when I haven't had to work and watched the game while wearing my white Kaner sweater. It's got a little stain on the left sleeve but there's no fucking way I'm washing this thing for two more weeks.

Got it on right now. Feeling good about this one already.
You're going to keep it dirty 5 days after the Finals are over?
 

TCD

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Most people here are probably smart enough to know that no matter what we do or don't do has zero effect on the outcome of the game.

Loser.
Incorrect. Its basic science dude. Matter and energy ala Einstein dickhead. All energy is transferred to somewhere asshole so everytime i hit the floor that energy goes through my floor into the earths crust and comes out into the vagina that Sharp is destroying.
 

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I don't have a pregame tradition necessarily, but on a night that we lose, I take into account what I did that day and avoid doing it if possible until our season is over (good or bad) (for example if I had chicken for dinner on a night the Hawks lost I would avoid chicken until the season were over). These usually don't carry over into the next postseason.
 

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Incorrect. Its basic science dude. Matter and energy ala Einstein dickhead. All energy is transferred to somewhere asshole so everytime i hit the floor that energy goes through my floor into the earths crust and comes out into the vagina that Sharp is destroying.
Sharp will be seeing everything tonight and pot an assist and a goal after he finally wakes the fuck up.
 

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I don't have a pregame tradition necessarily, but on a night that we lose, I take into account what I did that day and avoid doing it if possible until our season is over (good or bad) (for example if I had chicken for dinner on a night the Hawks lost I would avoid chicken until the season were over). These usually don't carry over into the next postseason.
That's really reasonable and chock full of common sense.
 

Mr. Jones

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I don't eat food or smoke meds on game day until after the game is over regardless of OT..Tecate or Corona at the start of the game, but if losing I switch to a hardier dark brew like Guinness or Killian's Red and concentrate homicidal thoughts with occasional bloodlust against the opposing team and their fans and the refs...I switch Hawks hats and shirts between periods depending on the situation..dirty or clean..doesn't matter...No switching to porn during a game..EVER. It's what lost the LA series last year..sorry about that..This year I was compelled to grow a badass salt n pepper beard to assure a cup win..and I yell alot with the windows open..so far so good.. 1 down 3 to go fuckballs!
 

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I was going to continue making cakerolls for the remaining 3 games but the mods deleted my cakeroll thread so looks like the bolts win in 5. Thanks a bunch, morons.
 

Grimson

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I was going to continue making cakerolls for the remaining 3 games but the mods deleted my cakeroll thread so looks like the bolts win in 5. Thanks a bunch, morons.
Hopefully Pez and his fat twin brother, italianbeef, don't get too worked up over this.
 
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