I met Kenny Chesney once.
He was playing basketball outside of the arena before the show with his band.
Everyone in my party was afraid to yell down to him.
Me not being the biggest country fan and especially not Kenny Chesney thought it was a good idea to yell down to him.
So I yell out "Hey Kenny, What up?"
He looks up and says "Yall come play with us"
So we all walk down the stairs to the loading dock area of this arena and as we get closer, I notice he and the band are balling out on 7 ft tall rims.
As we get about 10 feet away, I say "Hey Kenny, these rims are too short, I am going to dunk on your head"
He takes major offense to this comment(He is short) and tells us to fuck off.
Everyone in my party is beyond angry with me.
But I'm thinking "You dorks, would have never yelled down to him in the first place, so fuck yuns"
Even my girlfriend at the time refused to talk to me for the rest of the evening.
If you ever get the chance to meet Kenny Chesney, remain calm and silent and then DUNK ON THAT MOTHER FUCKERS HEAD!!!!!