payton 34ever
Well-known member
- Joined:
- Apr 21, 2010
- Posts:
- 1,416
- Liked Posts:
- 812
- Location:
- West Des Moines, IA
Well we could get closer on offense and improve our chances of making this field goal and winning this game or we could kick it on first down. FUCK it lets kick it on first down and hope for the best.
Well it's third down and one. I know let's run Matt Forte two plays in a row behind Roberto Garza straight up the middle. They won't ever see it coming.
What? They hired me? How did I pull that off? I've been out of the NFL for so long who am I going to hire on defense? I know let's hire the guy that made Mike Tice look like an offensive master mind for one game and bring my college football reject staff from Canada to help out.
What the defense sucks and it's best player quit on the team? I know let's ask the idiot special teams coach who he'd hire if he was the head coach.
It's a good thing Phil Emery put together the best set of offensive skill players in the NFL for me otherwise they might realize I don't know shit about offense too. Just ask Dave McGinnis and Jake Plummer.
I really liked Trestman when he was hired but he has consistently shown that he is unable to make hard decision, especially regarding holding people accountable.
Agree with most of it but would put Kelly higher.
I would rank him dead last right now.
Seems like a generous ranking.
.20. Rex Ryan, New York Jets
Ryan can be a polarizing figure but at the end of the day he is a really good ball coach. Two AFC title games are on his résumé. Sure, the Jets are 1-7, but ask yourself this: Outside of Muhammad Wilkerson and Sheldon Richardson, who are New York's really talented players?
19. Lovie Smith, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Smith's résumé says he is an outstanding football coach. The first seven games in Tampa say something different. I believe Lovie will eventually get things fixed in Tampa