Recent content by Lex L.

BTW, I have to go get my laundry out. I can't wait to see what you clowns have left in the stool when I get back.

You're a joke. Take some advice and stay out of the way. The more you try to help your colleague, the more you make him look like a feable clownboy who can't stand up for himself.

Speaking of failed attempts, how many times did your mom try to have an abortion, clownboy?

Yeah, just like an accomplishment is becoming a mod at a message board while you live in your mom's basement. Well done, jerkface!

Speaking of failed. If being a mod on a Chicago spots themed message board is your biggest lifetime achievement, then failure is something you know a lot about. Have fun in your mom's basement, clownboy.

BTW, I'm not familiar with all the ins and outs of the new CBA. How much could the Bulls afford to pay JR Smith for this year?

I think he'll have to tone it down if he's with the Bulls. It's just not their personality. But I think he can tone it down. It's within everyone to mature but not everyone does. Therein lies the mystery.

Why don't you buy a sandwich the next time you're at the store buying tampons.

Go buy some condoms. That blow-up doll in your mom's basement doesn't want what you have.

What a genius!

That's fascinating. Is that in your newsletter?

An even better upgrade would be moving out of your mom's basement.

Yes, when you're THAT oblivious mind games don't work.

A guy who refuses to play defense because he doesn't want to isn't cancerous? If it hurts Boozers feelings, too f***ing bad! Tell him to grow the f*** up and start being a good teammate by playing defense like everyone else.

And the funny thing is that both of them make enough money to hire Christian Laettner as their chauffeur. Zing!