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Fear not...the news just broke!

Big Cat is #allin

Fake News. The Rams drafted the first gay QB when they took Jared Goff, then traded him to Detroit after a lot of embarrassment over some "adult theater" in West Hollywood. Feel free to DM our resident Lions fans for more info!

I am still in awe that a Canadian emo rapper sold that many albums. WTF is wrong with you 21st century???

Yeah but he's Canadian so it's impossible to take any threats of violence seriously.

Yeah I keep thinking if they trade up for a WR, it would be Nabers. Getting him at 9 would have me seriously questioning my reality in the most delightfully wonderful ways.

I believe I stuck to worst thread, which I gave to myself for that lame reboot of an old tradition. Too many stupid posts to log for that one. It literally changes daily.

Won't matter when Poles trades all his picks left to move up for Nabers. Gonna be the quickest draft in Chicago Bears history!

Yeah I missed that...my apologies..... That was me and I don't ban anyone but spam bots and Packers fans, so you know it was serious. We let a ton slide here, but literal threats, even if factitious, is too out of bounds not to throw the penalty flag on you, Phillip.

Dreams of da HAUL died with the Fields trade and cremated with the Allen trade. Now I am all in on making the next QB, THE QB. I am even warming to the idea of trading the few picks they have left to get the best WR in this draft too. Quick one two punch and out. Then go nuts with the UDFAs...

Budweiser gave me diarrhea, Bud Light gave me slightly less diarrhea and Busch just made me fart a lot...although I feared diarrhea with every wind passed. Not so much the worst tasting beers, but the worst effects beer had on me. I just stuck to Miller until all these microbrews started...

Warren gets his man that will do all the math he wouldn't do if you paid him, despite the Bears literally doing just that.

I mean it's not like anyone is going to trade up for a mediocre prospect on the board, so of course not. Depends on the compensation. Getting back into round two would be worth it, IMO.

Stay tuned...the CTE kicks in soon enough. Hope the Bears get a couple of rings first!

And break up the best TE duo since Gronkowski and Hernandez??? You get all the touchdowns with none of the reality television whoring or brutally heinous homicides.