I tried reading your post but it brought visions of what I think you look like based on what you wrote singing into a pink dildo.
Relish Sandoval- Nothing is as extreme as a man with a plan or in this case a pink dildo.
I dislike nothing more than average players being hyped up to superstar standards.
Jack Sanborn is the new Daniel Braverman.
The only reason players like Sanborn got playing time is because others got traded/hurt. To call him a focal point of this defense really shows how bad the defense...
To quote Hall of Fame Chicago Bear Dan Hampton:
"Its not an attitude its a smell"
I get where he was coming from.
Relish Sadoval-A man with no hope or reason is a homer Chicago Bears fan.
I live in Glencoe and laugh at the fools who think they have it good.
Relish Sadoval- My taxes feed the unemployed and their families, just call me Daddy.
A hooker will never turn down a large penis, they only care about the money so they can get their next fix of illegal drugs.
An asian massage parlor is a different story, you will get turned away.
And you may call me Relish, with a capital R.
Relish Sadoval- Carter is a future bra wearing bust.
Justin, with a capital J, will have no legs by the time his rookie contract has expired. He will be a cross between Russel Wilson and Eric Hipple.
Relish Sadoval- NEVER question the importance of education and proper punctuation.
Absolutely not. I wouldn't caught dead in such a shit area of Chicago, I leave that to bottom feeders who fight for $15.
Relish Sadoval- The world needs burger flippers.
Before the unwashed masses get excited over a few paltry acquisitions that may or may not pan out it must be remembered the Bears had the absolute worst roster in not only professional football last year, it may have been the worst in the history of organized professional sports.
A few trades...
Borom can't play. He's a below average player who only has a roster spot because he's on the Bears.
Relish Sadoval- Truth about being so bad he's good.