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    The Bears are 2 years away

    Thrust here. An alcoholic drops brand names so they feel important or dignified. Scotch is scotch.
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    The Bears are 2 years away

    Thrust here. Let's not get into body shaming, Relish. And if Carter likes to wear bras so be it. I'm not looking underneath another man's shirt. I once took a shit I'm a public bathroom and once the pressie was unleashed only them did I realize there was no toilet paper. The guy next to me...
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    The Bears are 2 years away

    Thrust here. I will tell you this, Relish, there's a lot of fake Bears fans here and somebody needs to tell you that first off. There's so much asshole in these threads you would think you were studying proctology. Which is why I always start off with three fingers of scotch before I log into...
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    The Bears are 2 years away

    Thrust here. I gotta disagree with you relish, can I call you relish? See Relish, the Bears have one of the best QBs in the league, cap room, and will surely draft the child eater Carter if he's there at nine. I think this is going to be a 12 win team with Carter and a 8 win team without...
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    ***OFFICAIL*** RIP Ommy

    Thrust here. Still didn't answer the question. If you need it sent in smoke signals, let me know and I can start up the smoker.
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    OT: ***OFFICAIL***RIP Bill Russell Thread

    Thrust here. Keep your tuck and tape act away from me. Buddy. Go eat a pomegranate or something.
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    ***OFFICAIL*** RIP Ommy

    Thrust here. As the new man on this forum I have one question; What is an "Ommy"?
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    OT: ***OFFICAIL***RIP Bill Russell Thread

    Thrust here. Bill Russell was indeed a piece of shit. I could tell a story that would make everyone feel the exact same way but out of respect for the dead asshole I refuse to indulge. But he was a piece of shit.
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    Best team in NFC North now?

    Thrust here. Best team? The Bears. And once they draft Carter this teams going to hurt everyone including the fake Bears fans feelings. You guys, and I use the term "guys" here loosely, better stock up on your maxi pads and tissues now. 12 wins and a Fields MVP
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    If Poles gets an offer to trade back to 19…

    Thrust here. Ummm, good for you? Somebody get in touch with my secretary and tell her to file this nonsense in the nobody cares file cabinet in the last drawer. Files in the last drawer get tossed in the garbage at the end of the day.
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    If Poles gets an offer to trade back to 19…

    Thrust here. Stop looking for attention, son. I'm not your father. Stay on topic. Nobody cares about you, as earth shattering as that might be. Men are talking.
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    If Poles gets an offer to trade back to 19…

    Thrust here. Spoken like a man's man. Us men have to lean on these little butter soft, White Claw drinking bumpkins like the Iron Shiek administering the camel clutch. The stench of maxi pads that's festered on this forum needs a fumigation. The neck beards are on notice- if you don't like...
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    If Poles gets an offer to trade back to 19…

    Thrust here. Real men have it where it counts. A double chin is like a second bumper on your car. Protect the goods at all cost, son. Woman will pay good money for just one sniff of the double chin. Remember that
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    If Poles gets an offer to trade back to 19…

    Thrust here. It's Mr. Fontaine. And only my close friends call me Thrust. And all my close friends are men. Men's men. Men who chew tobacco, fix on cars, and love action movies before they became more feminine then the tampon isle at a grocery store. Real men don't eat English muffins...
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    If Poles gets an offer to trade back to 19…

    Thrust here. How can anybody say trade down when nobody knows exactly how the picks ahead of us have fallen yet? Trading the first overall to fleece a team is a hell of a lot easier then just saying "we should trade down from nine when we don't even know who's still on the board at nine, derp...
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