One year, they should announce when the first team is on the clock that they’re playing by Dirty Santa rules. When it’s your turn, you can either steal a player that’s already been drafted or select someone who hasn’t been drafted yet. That would really liven things up.
Anytime you can swap one opportunity for me to rip my dick off next year for two opportunities to rip my dick off this year, you do it. Great move. Two less dicks!