wklink

Grew up downstate.
Favorite MLB Teams
  1. Chicago Cubs
Favorite MLS Teams
  1. Seattle Sounders FC
Favorite NBA Teams
  1. Chicago Bulls
Favorite NFL Teams
  1. Chicago Bears
Favorite NHL Teams
  1. Chicago Blackhawks

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In other words: 'Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Poles, Eberflus and the Effing McCaskeys, right here tonight. I want them brought from their happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want them brought right here...with a big ribbon on their heads! And I want to look at all of them straight in the eye, and I want to tell them they are a bunch of cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t they are! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?'

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