Fun Fluff Article for a Slow News Day:

[botfly10]

The value of OTAs on offense, Justin Fields’ success going deep and more storylines to watch as the Chicago Bears begin mandatory minicamp​

Chicago Bears: Storylines to watch in June

The Chicago Bears — after consecutive seasons of finishing in the bottom 10 of the league in total yardage and points scored — have a long way to go to become a high-powered offense. But there already are signs of significant progress.

www.chicagotribune.com

"At Wednesday’s organized team activities practice, reporters finally had a majestic Fields deep ball to document. It came during seven-on-seven work, a touchdown bomb up the left sideline to Damiere Byrd.

With top-end speed, Byrd separated from rookie defensive back Dionte Ruffin at the end of the play. Fields’ deep dart, which was in the air for approximately 60 yards, dropped right into Byrd’s hands in the end zone and triggered a roar from the rest of the offense on the sideline. Several reporters in attendance immediately marveled at the beauty of the throw."

 

[botfly10]

tell you what, I never seen all of chicago so united in their praise of a bears draft. Or QB.

kinda bizarre

 

[Chicagosports89]

Not good news for Dionte Ruffin guys!

 

[HeHateMe]

The value of OTAs on offense, Justin Fields’ success going deep and more storylines to watch as the Chicago Bears begin mandatory minicamp​

Chicago Bears: Storylines to watch in June

The Chicago Bears — after consecutive seasons of finishing in the bottom 10 of the league in total yardage and points scored — have a long way to go to become a high-powered offense. But there already are signs of significant progress.

www.chicagotribune.com

"At Wednesday’s organized team activities practice, reporters finally had a majestic Fields deep ball to document. It came during seven-on-seven work, a touchdown bomb up the left sideline to Damiere Byrd.

With top-end speed, Byrd separated from rookie defensive back Dionte Ruffin at the end of the play. Fields’ deep dart, which was in the air for approximately 60 yards, dropped right into Byrd’s hands in the end zone and triggered a roar from the rest of the offense on the sideline. Several reporters in attendance immediately marveled at the beauty of the throw."

Looks like we'll be able to replace ARobs DEEP DECLINE next year with the much cheaper, equally pro-bowly, Damiere Byrd.

 

[Montucky]

Looks like we'll be able to replace ARobs DEEP DECLINE next year with the much cheaper, equally pro-bowly, Damiere Byrd.

Next comes a few parody threads and barely literate posts from the alt account. Then fast forward to the soonest possible moment HeHateMe can be proven categorically wrong and rest assured he will be. Its like a ritual.

 

[Montucky]

My favorite one was when he insisted the wide receiver market was flooded and salaries were being suppressed. Shitposted about it all over the forum. Then forty-eight hours later Kenny Golladay got the eighth largest contract ever given to a wide receiver.

 

[Chicagosports89]

My favorite one was when he insisted the wide receiver market was flooded and salaries were being suppressed. Shitposted about it all over the forum. Then forty-eight hours later Kenny Golladay got the eighth largest contract ever given to a wide receiver.

I mean I don't think the market was great otherwise Robinson wouldn't have signed the tag so quickly

 

[Montucky]

I mean I don't think the market was great otherwise Robinson wouldn't have signed the tag so quickly

They overreacted. Robinson II should not have signed the tag until after he saw what Kenny Golladay got. There was very little threat of the Bears rescinding the tag.

I think he'll have a good year this year and it won't wind up costing him too much scratch. Somebody will pay him for his decline, the NFL cant resist handing out those bad contracts.

 

[PrideisBears]

tell you what, I never seen all of chicago so united in their praise of a bears draft. Or QB.

kinda bizarre

@halftime

 

[HeHateMe]

My favorite one was when he insisted the wide receiver market was flooded and salaries were being suppressed. Shitposted about it all over the forum. Then forty-eight hours later Kenny Golladay got the eighth largest contract ever given to a wide receiver.

Link?

 

[Montucky]

Link?

Ask the FBI.

 

[HeHateMe]

Ask the FBI.

I'd think for someone so obsessively stalking today you'd at least have a link.

 

[FozzyBear]

Now all the bears need is randy moss....

 

[Montucky]

I'd think for someone so obsessively stalking today you'd at least have a link.

I genuinely cannot be bothered to go tracing back all the Special person & wrong shit you write from two months ago when you are just writing new Special person & wrong shit to laugh at today.

 

[HeHateMe]

I genuinely cannot be bothered to go tracing back all the Special person & wrong shit you write from two months ago when you are just writing new Special person & wrong shit to laugh at today.

I didn't think you were capable of laughter.

 

[Montucky]

I didn't think you were capable of laughter.

Maybe try actually being witty instead of just insulting and finding humor at the expense of other people.

 

[HeHateMe]

 

[Visionman]

Not good news for Dionte Ruffin guys!

Had my hopes up for the kid. But looks like Fields ruffed him up…

 

[Dragon Slayer]

My favorite one was when he insisted the wide receiver market was flooded and salaries were being suppressed. Shitposted about it all over the forum. Then forty-eight hours later Kenny Golladay got the eighth largest contract ever given to a wide receiver.

Maybe if you didn’t memorize @HeHateMe’s posting history you’d have a better lot in life

 

[Montucky]

Maybe if you didn’t memorize @HeHateMe’s posting history you’d have a better lot in life

Imagine being a grown man and acting like some dude on a message board's lapdog.