OT - *OFFICIAL* - WORST STATE IN THE COUNTRY MOCK DRAFT

[clenbuterol_clint]

With the first pick in the 2022 worst state in the US draft I am selecting Texas. It is hot. But it is also humid. And I like my model girlfriend, I may even say I love her at this point (shes mega hot and just an absolute gem of a blower), however, there are no seasons in this hell hole. There are tarantulas ( i live in the hills outside Austin), and joe rogan isnt that funny, and I already met alex jones, and i miss my Mom, and i miss my dog Ramsay (hes an irish wolfhound), and god damn it i miss chicago. They try to duplicate Chicago eaterys here (rip off Portillos), and they put brisket on everything (the big beef has fucking dried brisket). Show me a worse state.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

With the first pick in the 2022 worst state in the US draft I am selecting Texas. It is hot. But it is also humid. And I like my model girlfriend, I may even say I love her at this point (shes mega hot and just an absolute gem of a blower), however, there are no seasons in this hell hole. There are tarantulas ( i live in the hills outside Austin), and joe rogan isnt that funny, and I already met alex jones, and i miss my Mom, and i miss my dog Ramsay (hes an irish wolfhound), and god damn it i miss chicago. They try to duplicate Chicago eaterys here (rip off Portillos), and they put brisket on everything (the big beef has fucking dried brisket). Show me a worse state.

So are you going to finish or is this mock just one pick?

 

[clenbuterol_clint]

So are you going to finish or is this mock just one pick?

im working on it i just got banned from twitter again so im going through a lot atm emotionally please be patient

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

With the first pick in the 2022 worst state in the US draft I am selecting Texas. It is hot. But it is also humid. And I like my model girlfriend, I may even say I love her at this point (shes mega hot and just an absolute gem of a blower), however, there are no seasons in this hell hole. There are tarantulas ( i live in the hills outside Austin), and joe rogan isnt that funny, and I already met alex jones, and i miss my Mom, and i miss my dog Ramsay (hes an irish wolfhound), and god damn it i miss chicago. They try to duplicate Chicago eaterys here (rip off Portillos), and they put brisket on everything (the big beef has fucking dried brisket). Show me a worse state.

Illinois and it's not even close.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

im working on it i just got banned from twitter again so im going through a lot atm emotionally please be patient

No worries, I can wait. With Texas at number 1 I just can’t wait to see the rest of your top 10

 

[didshereallysaythat]

1. Alabama
2. Indiana
3. Mississippi
4. Arkansas

I give up

 

[rawdawg]

1. Florida
2. Kentucky
3. Ohio
4. Pennsylvania
5. New Jersey
6. California
7. Michigan
8. Alabama/Mississippi (same thing)
9. West Virginia
10. Indiana
11-49 all other states tied in terribleness

50. Colorado

 

[nvanprooyen]

1. Florida
2. Kentucky
3. Ohio
4. Pennsylvania
5. New Jersey
6. California
7. Michigan
8. Alabama/Mississippi (same thing)
9. West Virginia
10. Indiana
11-49 all other states tied in terribleness

50. Colorado

Totally agree on #1. Please stop fucking moving here.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

With the first pick in the 2022 worst state in the US draft I am selecting Texas. It is hot. But it is also humid. And I like my model girlfriend, I may even say I love her at this point (shes mega hot and just an absolute gem of a blower), however, there are no seasons in this hell hole. There are tarantulas ( i live in the hills outside Austin), and joe rogan isnt that funny, and I already met alex jones, and i miss my Mom, and i miss my dog Ramsay (hes an irish wolfhound), and god damn it i miss chicago. They try to duplicate Chicago eaterys here (rip off Portillos), and they put brisket on everything (the big beef has fucking dried brisket). Show me a worse state.

Then go home and leave you fucking piece of shit.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Illinois and it's not even close.

Arkansas.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Arkansas.

At least they have lakes and shit. I'm still trying to decide on the worst.

Edit - I think I'm gonna go with Mississippi

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

Arkansas.

Ok lol. Actually Oklahoma for me

 

[pdxbearsfan]

With the first pick in the 2022 worst state in the US draft I am selecting Texas. It is hot. But it is also humid. And I like my model girlfriend, I may even say I love her at this point (shes mega hot and just an absolute gem of a blower), however, there are no seasons in this hell hole. There are tarantulas ( i live in the hills outside Austin), and joe rogan isnt that funny, and I already met alex jones, and i miss my Mom, and i miss my dog Ramsay (hes an irish wolfhound), and god damn it i miss chicago. They try to duplicate Chicago eaterys here (rip off Portillos), and they put brisket on everything (the big beef has fucking dried brisket). Show me a worse state.

Totally pointless and if it is intended to be funny you failed. Bears forum not rambling BS.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

At least they have lakes and shit. I'm still trying to decide on the worst.

Edit - I think I'm gonna go with Mississippi

Mississippi is a fine selection.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Ok lol. Actually Oklahoma for me

We go to the Broken Bow area for weekend getaways sometimes. They got lots of little cabins and some good hiking. There’s a few nice areas in OK.

I agree that much of Illinois sucks.

 

[dabears70]

With the first pick in the 2022 worst state in the US draft I am selecting Texas. It is hot. But it is also humid. And I like my model girlfriend, I may even say I love her at this point (shes mega hot and just an absolute gem of a blower), however, there are no seasons in this hell hole. There are tarantulas ( i live in the hills outside Austin), and joe rogan isnt that funny, and I already met alex jones, and i miss my Mom, and i miss my dog Ramsay (hes an irish wolfhound), and god damn it i miss chicago. They try to duplicate Chicago eaterys here (rip off Portillos), and they put brisket on everything (the big beef has fucking dried brisket). Show me a worse state.

Why didn't you bring your dog with you? Does he keep humping your girlfriends leg?

 

[mecha]

Why didn't you bring your dog with you? Does he keep humping your girlfriends leg?

judging by your double dose signature, am I to understand you like to watch children's movies?

also why don't you just challenge @Anytime23 to a fistfight and see what happens?

 

[clenbuterol_clint]

Why didn't you bring your dog with you? Does he keep humping your girlfriends leg?

great question! my mother loves animals and just retired and her dog just passed, and ramsay weighs 230 pounds and she loves him more than me at this point and hes great for warding off would be irl home trolls and i like that because my mother lives in indiana and who knows what happens there with half of you lot so honestly i just think hes better off with a newly retired super responsible woman who loves him more than anything than a guy who uses drugs every day and cant even recall what specific day it is without a windy city mock draft to sort him out

 

[dabears70]

great question! my mother loves animals and just retired and her dog just passed, and ramsay weighs 230 pounds and she loves him more than me at this point and hes great for warding off would be irl home trolls and i like that because my mother lives in indiana and who knows what happens there with half of you lot so honestly i just think hes better off with a newly retired super responsible woman who loves him more than anything than a guy who uses drugs every day and cant even recall what specific day it is without a windy city mock draft to sort him out

230 pds, that's a huge dog you got there. So drug use every day hah? Pill popper? Meth head? H junkie? Crack Whore? All of the above? Or do you just smoke a lot of weed?

 

[mecha]

230 pds, that's a huge dog you got there. So drug use every day hah? Pill popper? Meth head? H junkie? Crack Whore? All of the above? Or do you just smoke a lot of weed?

why don't you challenge @Clintk55 to a fistfight also?