Love Animals

[KittiesKorner]

At least the dog probably wasn't texting while driving.

or drunk

 

[Urblock]

Don't fuck with farm dogs. Georgia sheepdog fights off, kills 8 coyotes after pack attacks his sheep

 

[ytsejam]

Woof!

 

[ytsejam]

Jonathan the tortoise, world's oldest land animal, celebrates his 190th birthday

The South Atlantic island of St. Helena is celebrating the birthday of the world's oldest living land animal -- a Seychelles giant tortoise called Jonathan, who is turning 190.

amp.cnn.com

 

[Ares]

Don't fuck with farm dogs. Georgia sheepdog fights off, kills 8 coyotes after pack attacks his sheep

Good dog.

 

[ytsejam]

Good dog.

Yes. Yes you are.

 

[Ares]

Jonathan the tortoise, world's oldest land animal, celebrates his 190th birthday

The South Atlantic island of St. Helena is celebrating the birthday of the world's oldest living land animal -- a Seychelles giant tortoise called Jonathan, who is turning 190.

amp.cnn.com

There should be a "Jonathan remembers...." meme.

 

[Ares]

Yes. Yes you are.

Sherman says "Good human. Now I wish for more railroad mayhem."

 

[Urblock]

Lucky little dog with good owners. Champaign couple performs CPR on their dog to save its life

 

[ytsejam]

Kamikaze deer ended up doing $6k of damage.
Rental car place gave me a fancy Lincoln.
I didn't look at all the bells and whistles it has but I hope deer vaporizermatic is one of them.
The Lincoln is kind of like a nice old dog. Nice and friendly and all but just slow and ain't got any jump no more.
My car is more like Maggie Raptor. Nice and friendly but fast with lots of jump. And can get mean when she wants to.
Fuck you guys if you're jealous that anthropomorphic dinosaurs live in my brane!

 

[Urblock]

Dog almost killed by a big kitty. Mountain lion barges into California home, drags dog outside: video

 

[Ares]

Dog almost killed by a big kitty. Mountain lion barges into California home, drags dog outside: video

"You don't need guns to defend your home, just get a dog."

Mountain Lion like "Fuck they said? Hold my beer."

 

[Tjodalv]

Mountain lions are fucking terrifying. I grew up with tons of black bears (my lunatic cousin thought bow hunting them was a good idea [with a .45 oh his hip]), and they are pussies. They run away at the slightest hint of people or anything else. Shit like that with the lion? Nah, fuck that.

 

[Urblock]

Cow just curious. Cow smashes into doctors’ office after jumping off trailer in Virginia

 

[ytsejam]

Raccoons and other furbearer hunting increase in popularity in Illinois

ILLINOIS (WCIA) — While deer hunting is maybe the most well-known hunting season in Illinois, another hunting and trapping season is increasing in popularity in Illinois: raccoon. The 2019-20…

www.centralillinoisproud.com

Poor raccoons!

 

[ytsejam]

Shortly after a deer attacked my car a guy from work was a few minutes behind me and stopped to see if I was ok and all.
Good guy.
Poor fucker hit a deer after work Saturday about a mile or 2 from where I was attacked.
Sunday I saw 2 deer 2 blocks from Main St right in the middle of town at 3 in the afternoon.
Here a deer, there a deer, everywhere a deer deer!

 

[Ares]

I let the chins out to run for the first time.

It was a good excuse to clean out the area around their cage and vacuum.

Wasn't even all that much hassle to get them to return to the cage.

Sherman got hold of my phone and joined Chinder.

 

[Ares]

Shortly after a deer attacked my car a guy from work was a few minutes behind me and stopped to see if I was ok and all.
Good guy.
Poor fucker hit a deer after work Saturday about a mile or 2 from where I was attacked.
Sunday I saw 2 deer 2 blocks from Main St right in the middle of town at 3 in the afternoon.
Here a deer, there a deer, everywhere a deer deer!

Do you think The History Channel will do a series where Troy Landry comes and deals with overly aggressive packs of deer in your area?

Deer People?

Deck beers for the premiere of Deer People?

 

[ytsejam]

Deck deers

 

[Urblock]

Fuck that.