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    Let's say.....

    They make the playoffs, both Dach and Toews are back. What do your lines look like? Please note, I am not saying they will. Just an exercise.
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    My dad always says....

    You can snow the snowman, but you can't shit the shitbird. Are you a snowman or a shitbird?
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    ESPN 8 The Ocho

    Dodgeball on ESPN2, calling it ESPN8 The Ocho lol. Other crazy sports too. Interesting.
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    Porn Question

    Why is squirting a thing?
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    Is Watson the GOAT?

    Too early to tell.
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    Dating sites

    Been divorced for about a year and considering biting the dating site bullet. Anyone done this, had any luck etc? I feel like maybe I am jumping the shark if I do this.
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    Oregon goes full on legal tomorrow. :cum:
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    Self love session. Im going to go with Marge Simpson. I wont go in to my stint wth amputee porn, or my recent explosive session with Helen Mirren who is like 75 years old.
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    I'm thinking.....

    The Bears flip their record next year. I'm saying 10-6. What say you? #calledit
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    Face sitting vs tribbing

    Oops, wrong message board.
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    Dont care for it much myself. Dicks are gross and I sure wouldn't want to suck one. I ESPECIALLY dont like it when they put your balls in their mouth, That may stem from the fact that my brother told me when I was little that some girls like to bite off your balls when they do that. He also...
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    It is OK to post vile videos of animal testing/torture but not jiggling booties? Makes perfect sense. What the.absolute fuck?
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    Oh what a night.

    Wasn't late December or '63, but I vaguely remember losing my virginity. There was a bottle of Jim Beam involved, a campfire seduction, 1 minute of bliss by the trail, and later, poison ivy from my taint to my peehole. Also, on Monday I discovered she had a fairly luxurious mustache. In my...
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    Genital Warts

    I have a "friend" who may have contracted these and want to know the best way to deal with them. Compound W? Dry ice? A very sharp knife? I feel like Grimson may know something about this.
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    The Jinx

    Anybody watch this series? Mind blowing ending. Robert Durst is a creepy motherfucker.
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    A group of porcupines is called a prickle. A blue whale penis averages 8 ft in length, but "only" 12" in girth. TIME magazine named Joseph Stalin "Man of the Year" twice. (1939 & 1942)
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    Playoff Hockey?

    Nothing better.
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    OT: Giants vs Panthers

    With 12 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter, Eli has been sacked 6 times. Sound familiar?