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Got over to Wal-Mart this morning with my buddy Dave, he was after a new 98 inch 4k T.V. So this old hag was headed toward`s the same one, i literally Boxed her out while my buddy Dave grabbed the last one, Pick & Role. African American Friday is the best day of the year.

Can these idiot`s do anything right. I asked for a steak WELL DONE, they use very low quality meat by the way, but the Kid`s wanted Apple Bee`s. Don`t ever have kid`s. So they brought out a disgusting steak BURNT TO A CRISP, i got into a screaming match with the waitress. So they brung out...

My buddy Dave & I Starred in a pornography once, The tag team. Don`t be jealous, that is just supply & Demand. We got paid a lot of money too, can u imagine. That is just life as an alpha, u can`t beat it.

How many of u rember this commercial, Classic commercial.

MY COMPUTER BROKE DOWN, EVERYTHING IS MADE IN CHINA CRAP THESE DAY`S. THANKS BRANDON. SO I FIGURED, THIS FORM IS FULL OF NERD`S, LET`S SEE IF U CAN DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE. WHAT IS THE BEST COMPUTER TO GET, MY SON HAS A DELL. I DONT NEED MUCH, I JUST NEED TO USE ONLINE BANKING AND LOOK UP...

Great New`s about the Bronco. My Buddy Dave got the A/C looked at by the local Mechanic. It Turn`s out it`s just a blown fuse. Cost to repair, 99 Cent`s. U Would think my Buddy Dave would of known that, since he work`s in Electricity. But we all have our moment`s. LOL

The A/C Broke in my Buddy Dave`s Bronco, perefect timing. Built Ford Tough. Say hello to the Better Business Bureau, this is rediculous to have the A/C braking after he just had the A/C Charged last summer. So that will be another thousand dollar`s. `n` u wonder why the Japanese are selling so...

Been married 25 year`s now, Biggest mistake of my life. My Wive get`s uglier every year, I want a refund on that diamond ring.

These heat wave`s are rediculous lately, can u believe some politician`s said they were going to fix the weather. Now they are saying u can die in a hot car, i call Bs. My Buddy Dave leave`s his kid`s in the car all the time when we run into 7-11 to grab Cigarette`s. But they aren`t locked in...

Sun`s out Gun`s out, u got that rite. Me `n` the Boy`s love 2 open carry are Rifle`s everywhere, 2nd Amendment. U Should see how upset some of these little beta Bitch boy`s get over our Constitutional right`s. We are going to Bob Evan`s this weekend, time 2 Strap Up.

Not my responsibility. My buddy Dave has 6 kid`s, what a Nitemare. I Will never let kid`s run my life like that. My b*tch ex-wive can deal with them, I never wanted kid`s anyway.

Wive caught me cheating, What can u do. Would rather be devorced then married 2 some old ugly hag like @Urblock. O Well, on to Younger & Hotter.

I Rember when Allen Iverson was in the League, he could Score on anybody. U Can say what u want about Steven Curry but 9 time`s out of 9, Iverson would beat him 1 on 1. No One was better then Iverson.

I Served 2 year`s in the General service, First combat unit. So u can imagine. I actually agree with alot of the comment`s here. We learned all about Rifle`s, my buddy Dave is a marine Vet. I will alway`s be grateful for the Troop`s.

We just got back from the Dealership, we were looking at the Audi A8. Ugliest car I have seen in Year`s, boring Design, massive Fugly grill `n` wheel`s, disgusting Interior. That is 1 vehicle my Buddy Dave will be staying away From, u couldn`t pay me 2 drive that Garbage. So thank`s for all the...

My Buddy Dave is shopping around for new Vehicle`s, his Bronco is falling apart. So We wanted to ask the Field, wat do u think is the best Vehicle out there. Keep in mind he will use this Vehicle for work, So he need`s something tough. He is a Independent Contracter working in Electricity. He...

I Agree`d with Kyle Irving about the Vaccine`s. But he let his Team down. Ben Simmond`s, he`s a bum. I Would trade him, Trade kyle Irving, Kd will never be better then Jame`s LeBron, 73 & 9 Warrior`s. Steven Curry ran that offence. The Net`s prove u can`t Buy a team.

We Went to see Dunston Check`s In in the Theatre`s today at the Movie theatre. We are lovin`g these Primape film`s lately. They say the Key to a good Movie is the Character`s. Our Favourite part was when Dunston Check`d in 2 the Hotel, it was Banana`s. We Would give Dunston Check`s In a 8.5 out...

We went to see Mighty Joe Young again in the Theatre`s. Great Movie. We were literally Ripping fart`s thru-out the entire movie. People were screamin`g, runnin`g for the exit`s, the Stench was unbearable. But that`s how u play the Game. My son Gilligan rip`d one so lowd, the Entire theatre was...