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    Proper deli meat sandwich?

    Here's another good delimeatsandwich Get yourself a baking sheet, one of the dirty ones with chunks of black stuff from previous usage. Now take 4-6 slices of bread, HEARTY WHEAT LONGRAIN PUMPERNICKEL half loaf a neighbor of mine makes should do. Cut the slices LENGTHWISE and FAN out on the...
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    Russel Okung's 40 Day Water Fast (Loses 100 Lbs In Months - Tips For CCS Posters)

    Lol honestly if you ask a type 1 who has been sticking a needle in their flesh 4-6 times a day every day for 20+ years, they'll say yes. Do this, put a pen in your pocket and keep it with you all day every single day. Each time you eat, take the pen out and wait 5-10 seconds to simulate...
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    Russel Okung's 40 Day Water Fast (Loses 100 Lbs In Months - Tips For CCS Posters)

    I actually completed this 40 day trial and let me share the results: Day 1 - Woke up 6am drank water, hungry until bedtime. Day 2 - THIS USER HAS DIED PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT IF YOU ARE A TYPE 1 DIABETIC FOOD IS VERY IMPORTANT IN YOUR DIET
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    Proper deli meat sandwich?

    I'd have to shout it over the Wolf Totem blaring in my ears, so no lol. I was polite IMO by not bumping her actually, I reached all the way from the opposite side of the case because I don't have old lady T-Rex arms. Valuable lesson tho, grab meat from the case otw in before the NBA freethrow...
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    Proper deli meat sandwich?

    Because I are terrorist, sir? CC: @tardigrade
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    Proper deli meat sandwich?

    Dis uppity bish didn't even use her cart. She leveraged her ample personal girth to box me out like an NBA power forward. If freshness is that important, go to the deli counter, it had a line of 4 people at the time she was playing this game. I honestly think some people just try for conflict...
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    Proper deli meat sandwich?

    Coincidental topic for me, I just started buying turkey, roast beef, and provolone for sammiches. I do 2 slices of turkey on bottom, 1 slice of provolone, and 2 slices of roast beef on top. Side story, I went to refill lunchmeats recently and there was a lady standing in front of the case with...
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    Bears explain curious decision to excommunicate struggling player from the non-competitive plying field last season

    Always keep your most explosive players in reserve so they can blow up on the sideline. Praise the book of Nagy! Praise Keir! Ok I'll stop.
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    Going 2 Asian food festival 2day

    Here's what you do... Get a 50lb bag of rice, let me know once you've got it. Further instructions will follow.
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    Going 2 Asian food festival 2day

    Here's what you do. 1. Buy a 50lb bag of rice 2. Cook the rice 3. Dump in a large can of tomato sauce 4. Add American Cheese slices and let the cheese melt into the rice
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    Bears best offensive lineman says front office is on his ass again

    I don't think its possible to build a winning leadership culture inside the Chicago Bears Organization until the top-level incompetence has been purged. The person in charge drives the momentum and impetus of the organization. Ginny has the momentum and impetus of a corpse who won a game of...
  12. Ares

    How SPICY do you like your currywurst?

    I feel threatened.
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    Mad Posters Thread

    More like DUD LITE AMIRITE?!?!
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    Bears best offensive lineman says front office is on his ass again

    No, I'm saying you must earn the trust and respect of your subordinates if you want to micromanage their behavior.
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    Bears best offensive lineman says front office is on his ass again

    I was making a larger more general point about the Chicago Bears lacking proper organizational leadership culture.
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    Bears best offensive lineman says front office is on his ass again

    When a subordinate in an organization is singled out publicly for lack of performance, even if they return to form, they will often continue to treat any and all criticisms as immediate possible loss-of-job concerns. This is due to bad organizational leadership from the top on down wherein you...
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    Mad Posters Thread

    Bud Light makes my beer gay and no one even bothers to tag me. @Anytime23 I have half a mind to write you a fucking essay on how betrayed I felt during the plot twist in Far Cry 2. So f***ing irate rn.
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    Love Animals

    Gator in Decatur is actual @tardigrade and I's debut album title.
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    Love Animals

    "Emu chases former Subway employee Jared away from grade school."
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