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    Micah Parsons

    Yeah this article is hilariously bad. A radio DJ in ‘smoke and mirrors season’ has spoken with 4 people (but won’t name anyone) and they all say it’s true that he’s worn thin. Nothing to confirm. Just his “sources.” Before 2 paragraphs later saying that Parsons being an elite talent is on...
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    Anyone going to the CHGO Draft party?

    Only if I get to see a reenactment of Olin Kreutz checking Adam Hoge into a locker like a hockey player.
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    What would you give to trade up for MHJ

    I get I'm in the minority, but I think if you take his name and his dad out of the equation, not a single person would be calling him ‘generational' and there'd be a lot more criticism of him and his flaws, which he has but are glossed over because he's 'MARVIN HARRISON' Jr. I don't hate nor...
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    What would you give to trade up for MHJ

    Absolutely nothing. Let someone else have him. Not worth the headache, refusing to work out, blowing off meetings, and the free pass because of who his dad was, not who he is before he’s even taken a snap. If his name was ‘Bob Jones’ he’d be raked across the coals all offseason. Also...
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    Bags thread.

    He’ll make a terrific trivia question in ~15-20 years. He’s utterly useless as a QB though. I don’t care how quick he can get rid of the ball, when he’s tossing it to an WR blanketed by 3 guys. And he needed PJ Walker to be comically bad in preseason. Waldrons got one of his guys in...
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    Who Will Start 2024 Season At Qb?

    I don't think people realize just how wrong things have to go for Tyson Bagent to be starting NFL games ever again, let alone 3-5 next season. I also don't think, bears fans especially--realize just how fucking awful Tyson Bagent was and how once he's released, there's no chance of him being a...
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    Chop Robinson

    ***Against NCAA offenses ranked in the 70s, 90s, and 100s. Anytime he faced an offense ranked higher than 40 he was nonexistent on the stat sheet, since we're using stats to make arguments. Probably want to provide some context. Verse is a great bumslayer. As for Chop, he's a 1st rounder...
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    JT O'Sullivan says the Bears dont have a true #1 WR

    Its 'talk out your ass to keep the NFL a year-round sport' season, and bears fans unapologetically are and dare I say proudly to be some of the easiest marks, as our disconnected local media/bullshit stirring darlings taught us when they started 'Caleb vs Justin' some month and change ago, yet...
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    To the Circle Jerk Crew

    Guy with 87 total posts in 5 years is going to lecture fans on how to be fans/tell them what to like and what not to? Cant believe I’m saying this, but I’m siding with the idiots on this one. Fuck out of here with this jackassery.
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    Teams you hate the most (apart from GB) and why?

    Cowboys, all hype, zero substance, always in prime time and can never live up to it since their run in the 90s. Watching Aikman and Romo be incapable of criticizing them, even when they get blown out makes it more nauseating. Philly—as mentioned, the worst fans in the NFL, and 2nd worst fan...
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    If Vikes offered Jefferson and #23 for #9, would you take it?

    So the Vikes making the moves they did to get Houston's pick means they're trying to trade in the top 5, not the back end of the top 10. Justin Jefferson wants 30+ mil a year, to be the highest-paid WR in the history of the NFL, and its time to pay him. Absolutely not, because big money WRs...
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    Anything Interesting besides Caleb? Fingernails or Phone Cases?

    I like Roger Rosengarten from UW round 3-4 for OT. He’d make a great swing tackle, starting experience at both OT spots, and probably replaces Braxton next year because OT at 9 is just unlikely. Arm size queens won’t like him, but they’re idiots regardless. His senior bowl practice tape was...
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    Mike Farrell(literally who?): Caleb has Pink(red) Flags

    So every team’s fan base in a draft with multiple qbs, including one that stands out among the rest—wants the top one. And the bears have a crack at said top QB, not 2nd pick/3rd etc. And certain fans are still complaining. It’s why when you get called a homophobe because god forbid a man...
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    4 QB 3 WR 1OT scenario

    You're absolutely right. Let's look at context. Latu against top 40 NCAAF offenses in 2023 (4 games, Arizona, USC, Oregon State, Washington State) - 6.5 sacks, 8.5 TFL, 14 pressures. Verse against top 40 NCAAF offenses in 2023 (1 game, LSU) - 0 sacks, 0 TFL, 0 pressures, 2 assisted...
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    4 QB 3 WR 1OT scenario

    I'm pretty sure Atlanta is set at LT, QB, and WR; and I'm also pretty sure fans are overvaluing WRs, but I'll humor this 'what if?' If I cant trade down and have to use 9, it's Laiatu Latu from UCLA. Best 2-way DE in the draft. Doesn't disappear for long stretches with chunk-sack games...
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    Is USC QB Miller Moss a better prospect than CW?

    You could just spare us the runaround and just say you don't like Caleb. Otherwise, I don't know why you're trying to suggest how a guy who only started 1 game last season (incidentally enough, the bowl game) after 3 appearances in blowouts during garbage time where he threw 30 total passes in...
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    Worst Option for #9?

    WR is, given the bears are set at Z and X by two capable WRs. The notion that you should take one at 9 because ‘Keenan Allen is 31 now and not a FA till 33 so you can’t depend on long term’ I can only assume comes from an undeveloped brain. If you take a WR at 9, exactly how is he going to...
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    Who will be the first OL taken in the 2024 NFL Draft

    Alt is going first. I want him too, but I just don't think OT is a priority for the genius at the wheel, Poles. I also would love if in a trade down or using a late 2nd/early 3rd to get Roger Rosengarten from UWashington. Guy has flown up draft boards and manhandled edge rushers in the...
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    A message from Olin

    Fruitless, I'm afraid. The bears have too many idiots in the fanbase. They think the game is won/lost in the secondary, not the trenches--which is why they clinged to the select handful of plays Justin held the ball onto too long (don't get me wrong, its a problem and now part of the reason...
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    How good does the WR3 need to be for 2024?

    The bar need not be very high. Take advantage of the limited opportunities they’re likely to get when DJ, Keenan Allen, Kmet, Everett, and Swift are going to get more, mixed with a likely conservative approach/heavy dose of run because they have a rookie QB. Be a halfway decent blocker when...
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