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  1. CygnusX44

    Refs [Alex Karras talk only]

    Refs totally screwed us and handed the game to the Packers. It's quite evident that the league is in on it. ; )
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    Jewels at 3pm [Conrad Bain talk ONLY]

    Went to the Jewels on Roosevelt Rd to pick up some hard boiled eggs and El Milagro chips, and was in my BEARS zumbas (hoping nobody recognized the split in my ass)...ran into a smug Asian with a Packer hat. He laughed at my, well...girth. I told him Arod sucks.
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    Never trust a fart [Pigskin talk only for cripes sake!]

    Happy almost-December, friends. Lay off the malort.
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    Foot in Mouth Disease [football talk ONLY]

    It's fun watching Fields run the ball ala Kapernick, but it's a gimmick and eye candy. Like the goalie making spectacular stops simply because he wasn't in proper position. Fun to watch though. Coxsackievirus A16 Coxsackievirus A16
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    Fields [footbawl talk ONLY]

    Fields, regardless of the team around him, is and was a bust. Rachel Levine is HOT and makes me moister than an oyster. Ointment is an undervalued word. Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, and happy Hanukkah.
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    András Arató possible signing option [FT ONLY]

    The Bears are reportedly looking to sign multiple threat TE/WR International standout András Arató. His positivity and "can do" attitude has won over International fans, and his speed is supposedly unmatched. Good hands, iffy route running, with an infectious smile which the media will love.
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    I'm impressed [Where'sJackie edition]

    ...with Fields' QB rating of 50.0!
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    Be honest [Jimmy Wah edition]

    This year, are you rooting harder for the Bears to win, or the Packers to lose? Random musing - I miss the Como Inn before Hawks games.
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    Can we be honest a moment? [Shirley Hemphill edition]

    We have no business being in this game. If the Bears pull this out, it's nothing to gloat about. Comedic patheticness. My Bears zumbas are stained.
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    Chili

    Ok, sorry to come off as a skinnier version of Rachel Ray, but... This fall, I'm making a different chili recipe each Sunday and trying to find my go-to. You fokkers have to have some good recipes. I'm all ears (and mammaries).
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    Stupid refs! [Meatheads only]

    Just kidding. Have a great week, friends!
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    Let's be honest...

    ...we're Super Bowl bound. It's obvious!
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    Ribs...

    Was going to smoke 'em like I usually do (no 321 bullshit) but due to the rain went with oven ribs, which I grew up on. Anyone have a decent oven rib method?
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    NDSU

    ...generates som BALLERS!
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    I miss Nagy's head [ointment needed only]

    Figuratively and literally.
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    Honest win predictions [Mindy Cohn is SEXY AF thread]

    Honest predictions for regular season BEAR wins. I'm going with 6. Bulbous anus.
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    Packer game [feat. Mindy Cohn of Facts of Life fame]

    Predictions for first BEARS vs. Packers game? I think it'll be a shootout, with the Packers edging the Bears 27-24. Mindy Cohn's halftime extravaganza will get the Bears fired up!
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    Honest BEARS question [ointment only thread]

    Honest opinions on where the Bears finish this year. I say 6-11. (Edited, due to my lack of maff skills). Now that we're done with that... It's Corn!
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    Honest question [scurvy related]

    Honest question, friends. I'm usually MIA during the off-season, and I've come back to see most threads saying football talk only, etc. Obviously there are new rules. What's the word? Want to make sure I follow protocol and abstain from posting about my one legged Korean girlfriend. New...
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    Nothing like white people tacos

    Ya know, I love my local taqueria but, nothing slaps like white people tacos. Hello boys
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