It's hard to turn everything into a joke about JoeHakws no matter how easy he makes it.
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It isn't working for JoeHawks because hes adopted. I'll consider it. It's just as easy to corner a chick at a bar and steal her money, but like I'd ever do that....
My favorite player WAS Richard Seymour, but as of now I'd probably have to go with myself for being so awesome and cool. Did I mention I was up for Air Player of the week? NFL.com - Players of the Week