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Again. Rejoice.

So... sometimes my drunken ass gets thrown out of places on the internet, too, and to get back on there I usually use another username. For future reference, put some alternate usernames for me down below. I've listed a couple, the ones that don't suck dick (should take a while for those) I will...

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: My new Twitter is Ben Roethlisberger (fake_bigben) on Twitter I couldn't recover my old username. Get over it.

Welcome to the first Ask Ben, where I answer your stupid ass questions. Lets get started. USCChiFan asked: What is the meaning of life Easy. YouTube - Big Booty Bitches (the Official Video) @ALostPeople Cutsizzle asked: When she says no, how does your brain process that event? It doesn't...

Ben here, the Professional Beer Pong Champ. I want you to leave some questions for me to answer in a new thread, which will be named "Ask Ben #1". I don't know how often/what days a new one will be posted, so suggest some stuff below. I can't close threads, so when a new Ask Ben is posted, leave...

My buddy Lawrence and I took, uh... a trip to Mexico for... a while... We're here in Mexico, so be aware I won't be posting a lot on this forum. Follow my twitter (@fakebigben) for constant updates, though. In other news, this is my favorite emoticon because it has the word 'bang' in it: :bearbang:

In addition to the rest of the offseason, I have a six game suspension until I can return as the Steeler's starting QB (which I obviously will be when I'm back) and a lot of time on my hands. During this time, I plan to reevaluate my morals, and put my life in perspective. I plan to figure out...

Guys, all of my posts are jokes. I hoped you could've figured it out, but I guess I have to break character, once again, to address this issue. I don't want anyone to leave this forum or get angry from me being here. It's all in fun. Every post in character is a joke. Do not take it seriously...

I was super, super hung over. Sorry, but you guys got lucky. I had forgotten we had a game the next day.