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There’s only room for one Kyler on this team, and it ain’t that one.

PUNTBLOCK!!!

Whitehair is going to dye!

SO MUCH BEEF!!!

One year, they should announce when the first team is on the clock that they’re playing by Dirty Santa rules. When it’s your turn, you can either steal a player that’s already been drafted or select someone who hasn’t been drafted yet. That would really liven things up.

Everyone, pay attention and make sure you reattach the correct dick! We don’t want another incident like we had last year.

BEEFBLOCK, bitches!!!

Can’t fuck up the pick if you never make a pick.

Bent over.

I barely have any dicks left.

Once the kicker and both punters were gone, the best move was to trade down as much as possible.

There’s no reason to call someone the “f” word.

It looks like we’ve got us a trade down clown!

Bears just traded down. Looks like Poles is a trade down clown.

Anytime you can swap one opportunity for me to rip my dick off next year for two opportunities to rip my dick off this year, you do it. Great move. Two less dicks!

I don’t know how smart he is, but “moron” seems unfair.

I’m surprised Val Venis was still there in the third round.

Pringles and Horse is delicious.

If you’re going to take a punter in the third round, you better use him. A lot!

If I had five, my underwear would fit like a glove.