Will Jay be the new Lebron James in 2015-2016?

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Hes took some shit and needs to prove hes got it.
Chicago loves em a deep passer. Its been 20 years. We will applaud every pass over 10 yards.
Hes broken some bears records.
The arm is golden.
Bears suck during prime time, and we have forsaken our primetime spots this year. We like playing at noon.
Hes got a hot wife who may or may not know how to cook a good game day breakfast.
His #1 receiver is no longer here, but a guy who is just as tall and just as fast is.
Hes got a bunch of new Defensive players who dont hate his pouty mouth yet, and might respect him this year.
Jay doesnt give a fuck because his checking account looks pretty good.
If you want to Crown him, Crown him.
Last years passing yards stats might make him secure.
Matt f*%^ng Forte.
Coming from the bottom, there is only room to go up.
He has a brand new offensive scheme.

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Last years INT's might make him insecure.
The national media's opinion might make him insecure.
Packers have a great team.
Hes got a hot wife who may or may not know how to cook a good game day breakfast.
He is who we thought he wasn't
Jay doesnt give a fuck because his checking account looks pretty good.
He's got a bunch of new Defensive players who might start hating his pouty mouth in the preseason.
O-line, being the men they are, might let him take a few big hits this year to increase his 'street cred'
Hes starting at the bottom.
He has a brand new offensive scheme to learn. Again. Again for the 4th time.
Our schedule is ugly.

#smokinjay


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Hes took some shit and needs to prove hes got it.
Chicago loves em a deep passer. Its been 20 years. We will applaud every pass over 10 yards.
Hes broken some bears records.
The arm is golden.
Bears suck during prime time, and we have forsaken our primetime spots this year. We like playing at noon.
Hes got a hot wife who may or may not know how to cook a good game day breakfast.
His #1 receiver is no longer here, but a guy who is just as tall and just as fast is.
Hes got a bunch of new Defensive players who dont hate his pouty mouth yet, and might respect him this year.
Jay doesnt give a fuck because his checking account looks pretty good.
If you want to Crown him, Crown him.
Last years passing yards stats might make him secure.
Matt f*%^ng Forte.
Coming from the bottom, there is only room to go up.
He has a brand new offensive scheme.

cons:

Last years INT's might make him insecure.
The national media's opinion might make him insecure.
Packers have a great team.
Hes got a hot wife who may or may not know how to cook a good game day breakfast.
He is who we thought he wasn't
Jay doesnt give a fuck because his checking account looks pretty good.
He's got a bunch of new Defensive players who might start hating his pouty mouth in the preseason.
O-line, being the men they are, might let him take a few big hits this year to increase his 'street cred'
Hes starting at the bottom.
He has a brand new offensive scheme to learn. Again. Again for the 4th time.
Our schedule is ugly.

#smokinjay


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No. Just stop.
 

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