Another bonanza for Omelet?

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Omeletpants

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I told you all about how the State of Illinois gave me 2 energy efficient furnaces, 2 air conditioners, and a bunch of insulation last year totaling $15,000 for free. For that I thank the "give away" Liberals and their crazy ass programs. Kept OmeletEstates toasty warm this winter and saved me about $100/mo on heat. I put those savings towards the Audi A8L lease to ease the pain.

Well, the virus has afforded poor Omelet with a new program sponsored by the Federal SBA called the Economic Injury Disaster Grant which provides someone with a $10,000 grant if you did any freelance work or even had the smallest business that was impacted by Coronus virus. The wife works one day a week as a substitute teacher and when the virus hit lost that gig. So, she is eligible for the grant even though she only made $3100.

They are fast tracking these and I should have the money next week. The SBA has a limited number of grants so I'm sure you goofs are too late to cash in

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I told you all about how the State of Illinois gave me 2 energy efficient furnaces, 2 air conditioners, and a bunch of insulation last year totaling $15,000 for free. For that I thank the "give away" Liberals and their crazy ass programs. Kept OmeletEstates toasty warm this winter and saved me about $100/mo on heat. I put those savings towards the Audi A8L lease to ease the pain.

Well, the virus has afforded poor Omelet with a new program sponsored by the Federal SBA called the Economic Injury Disaster Grant which provides someone with a $10,000 grant if you did any freelance work or even had the smallest business that was impacted by Coronus virus. The wife works one day a week as a substitute teacher and when the virus hit lost that gig. So, she is eligible for the grant even though she only made $3100.

They are fast tracking these and I should have the money next week. The SBA has a limited number of grants so I'm sure you goofs are too late to cash in

America!!!!!!!!!!! It's a beautiful place to live for a guy like me
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nvanprooyen

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Also closed because OP is a hypocritical asshat.
 
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