Arlington Heights stadium deal "at risk" as Naperville swoops in

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Imagine being so isolated and untraveled that you think Arlington Heights and Naperville aren’t part of the Chicagoland area.
 

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Naperville is for fucking salmon short wearing fucking pussies. That gave me a thought what are female or castrated bears called.
 

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Ah! The Arlington Heights Sows!!!!! Sows 2024!
 

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There's a retention pond behind my parents house. Maybe they could make that work
 

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Award winning actress Hilary Scott is from Naperville.
 

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Award winning actress Hilary Scott is from Naperville

I have not been to Naperville since shortly before this fine website was birthed into existence, but based on that far away experience...I can tell you that literally every woman in Naperville looks like Hillary Scott.

It really gets all "Children of the Corn" too fast for me.

I say go for broke and move the team to the only other city in the state that has the infrastructure for a NFL team.....Aurora. IL

You can rename the team the 'Fox Valley Bears' because that is a way better team name anyhow and maybe finally shed the last six decades of suckatude.

Plus the mayor there looks like he can pull double duty as the Bears defensive coordinator.

Win/Win/Win
 

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I think the stadium should be in my hometown of Algonquin.
 

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Award winning actress Hilary Scott is from Naperville.
Cindy Crawford is from DeKalb. Plenty of room and part of the Chicago MSA (technically).

Plus in DeKalb, you get to make a lot of corn-y jokes.

And last I knew, George was living in the area, so it would make sense for him.

(And yes, I know this would be a terrible idea)
 

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TL/DR - The Bears are still negotiating with Arlington Heights about taxes. Nothing to see here.

It's obviously to the Bears advantage to have a second suitor as they negotiate with Arlington officials - It's all about the Benjamins.

I read the story in the Sun Times...What does seem clear is that, one way or another, the Bears are moving. Chicago is not an option.

The end of an era is coming.
 
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