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This is the high quality content that keeps me coming back here.
Chris Sojka
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Ill take things girls say when your tired of their shit but still needed to get off for $200
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Dude just needs to come out of the closet
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She was sharing her frustrations cause the virgin ex wasn't going down on her enough..... DUH!!!! Only twice, wtf!!!
I have this one boyfriend, in particular, that was just the worst, the WORST at just having sex. In fact, he went down on me twice during the years we were together and I asked him once and said, 'Why don’t you ever go down? By the way, I don’t want you to. But I’m just wondering why because I feel like most guys I can’t get out of my vagina and I’m like you have to fake it all the time.'
"He said he’s like, 'Well, I just haven’t had a lot of you know experience doing it.' And I was like, 'Oh.' And that’s when I was also like, 'Um, he may like Benton [points at Whitney's podcast producer] instead,' you know? It might be his kind of game and stuff.
“But also it was like every every time we had sex, every time: Dark. Spooning from behind. Every time. It was a dark relationship. But also lights off, lights out. It was like, spooning from behind, so it’s like you don’t have to see my face, you have to see that it’s a girl.
“And I didn’t put all these pieces together until later. First of all, I got evidence about something, then I put the pieces together.
“I was like, 'Oh, that’s what all that… Ohhhhh.'
I have this one boyfriend, in particular, that was just the worst, the WORST at just having sex. In fact, he went down on me twice during the years we were together and I asked him once and said, 'Why don’t you ever go down? By the way, I don’t want you to. But I’m just wondering why because I feel like most guys I can’t get out of my vagina and I’m like you have to fake it all the time.'
"He said he’s like, 'Well, I just haven’t had a lot of you know experience doing it.' And I was like, 'Oh.' And that’s when I was also like, 'Um, he may like Benton [points at Whitney's podcast producer] instead,' you know? It might be his kind of game and stuff.
“But also it was like every every time we had sex, every time: Dark. Spooning from behind. Every time. It was a dark relationship. But also lights off, lights out. It was like, spooning from behind, so it’s like you don’t have to see my face, you have to see that it’s a girl.
“And I didn’t put all these pieces together until later. First of all, I got evidence about something, then I put the pieces together.
“I was like, 'Oh, that’s what all that… Ohhhhh.'
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Wow. Being CCS n all, I assumed that was made up, but YEP! Straight copy/paste from the article! yikes to whoever that dude is.
They name some 6 possible exes of hers, of which I think we can safely say probably have no chance in hell of having no experience down there. NHL player, two good looking actors narrows it down to AR12 and a couple others. She mentions being w/ the guy for "years".
It's AR12 for sure.
And yes, he didn't beat the Bears recently. Hands down, the Bears' bullshit offense beat the Bears.
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Knew he really was a bottom...
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Vinegar strokes are a window to the soul.
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Says the guys that can't do it. Bet you are one of those, "it's not the size of the wave" guys too.
Yeah, no guy ever gets an ego trip from making a women quiver in ecstasy.
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I feel like over half this board could use this. It's a really good read.
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Bingo!!!
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How old are you? 15? I couldnt care less what you think clown.
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Yes its great but sometimes youre just looking to get a nut off and keep it moving or sometimes she sucks and isnt worth the effort.
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Im a 40 year old latino, we stay fucking into our 60s no issues lol!
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Sex isn't the sex that Rogers wants to have sex with.
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i personally think everyone's driver's license photo should be their O face, just to humble people
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The logistics of capturing everyone's O face for their license are terrifying.
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Sure would make getting into clubs interesting.
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Alright, here comes the very obvious joke that you Bears fans wouldn't have come up with:
This is great news! When Rodgers rapes your team twice a year at least now you know he's not really that good at it....
This is great news! When Rodgers rapes your team twice a year at least now you know he's not really that good at it....
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If you needed to read this article to know this I feel bad for you.
Obviously this doesn’t apply to many situations...by that I mean non keepers. But if you intend to keep a beautiful woman this is a no brainer.
