CoronaPocalypse is Upon Us. What survival skills will you bring to the CCS compound?

[knoxville7]

I figured it out @MarylandBear111, I’ll be the bouncer to keep ommy the fuck out

 

[Omeletpants]

I figured it out @MarylandBear111, I’ll be the bouncer to keep ommy the fuck out

You not big enough to bounce me

 

[Burque]

Does this place need hot sauce? Cause I do that, and I smoke meat stuffs.

 

[KoreanBear]

I can offer 2 skills.
1) I'm an expert level chopsticks user. If the scavengers forget forks cut down a couple tree branches and forget about it.
2) The most important skill. I have the ability to distinguish Chinese apart from other asians thus limiting the group from any more China born diseases.

** I'm not cute like Glenn from TWD tho... but probably eat less.

And one question. Are there women in this group?

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

I have lots of guns

 

[MDB111™]

We need Heidenlarm. Where the hell is that guy?

That guy knew his stuff!

 

[MDB111™]

I can offer 2 skills.
1) I'm an expert level chopsticks user. If the scavengers forget forks cut down a couple tree branches and forget about it.
2) The most important skill. I have the ability to distinguish Chinese apart from other asians thus limiting the group from any more China born diseases.

** I'm not cute like Glenn from TWD tho... but probably eat less.

And one question. Are there women in this group?

Just concubines.

 

[KoreanBear]

Just concubines.

Concubines are all I need

 

[ruprecht]

My community will be stealing weed from your community

 

[Ares]

I can offer 2 skills.
1) I'm an expert level chopsticks user. If the scavengers forget forks cut down a couple tree branches and forget about it.
2) The most important skill. I have the ability to distinguish Chinese apart from other asians thus limiting the group from any more China born diseases.

** I'm not cute like Glenn from TWD tho... but probably eat less.

And one question. Are there women in this group?

Compound will have a sign that says "BOYS ONLY"

Sorry.

 

[knoxville7]

Compound will have a sign that says "BOYS ONLY"

Sorry.

 

[MDB111™]

My community will be stealing weed from your community

I am stunned you don't want to be a part of our community. You try and steal a thing from us and you will get home-made poison dart frog arrow to the chest good sir. If you try and shoot back, we have @Omeletpants who offered to be a human shield.

 

[KoreanBear]

Compound will have a sign that says "BOYS ONLY"

Sorry.

What about trans women?
I'm willing to compromise.

 

[KoreanBear]

My community will be stealing weed from your community

I have experience shoplifting from my juvenile delinquent days.
Where do I send in my resume?

 

[The Apostate]

I figured it out @MarylandBear111, I’ll be the bouncer to keep ommy the fuck out

Naw, fuck that I say let Ommy in.

The plan is every Saturday night we put @Ares in a pit with a baseball bat full of nails, then we throw in Ommy dressed up in a pigeon costume. Then we sit back, drink TBD's hooch, make bets, and cheer on Ares Mad Max style. If the action slows down too much we steal Rango from Urblock and throw him in the pit to liven things up.

Bread and circuses man, every functioning society requires bread and circuses...

 

[wonky73]

I can fix the wifi

 

[knoxville7]

Naw, fuck that I say let Ommy in.

The plan is every Saturday night we put @Ares in a pit with a baseball bat full of nails, then we throw in Ommy dressed up in a pigeon costume. Then we sit back, drink TBD's hooch, make bets, and cheer on Ares Mad Max style. If the action slows down too much we steal Rango from Urblock and throw him in the pit to liven things up.

Bread and circuses man, every functioning society requires bread and circuses...

there we go! I’ve found my niche for it...I’ll be the bookie

 

[Ares]

Naw, fuck that I say let Ommy in.

The plan is every Saturday night we put @Ares in a pit with a baseball bat full of nails, then we throw in Ommy dressed up in a pigeon costume. Then we sit back, drink TBD's hooch, make bets, and cheer on Ares Mad Max style. If the action slows down too much we steal Rango from Urblock and throw him in the pit to liven things up.

Bread and circuses man, every functioning society requires bread and circuses...

I approve this plan

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I bring the most potent survival tool on the planet...the warrior spirit. Some will be to weak to be able to tap into it. We'll have to leave them behind.

 

[ytsejam]

Warden can make sure we all have enough panties