Elmer Fudd could NOT screw up this off-season.

How confident are you Poles won't eff this up?

  • Justin Fields is the Michael Jordan of football and the Bears will win 2 SBs

  • The Bears are definitely going to be in the playoffs by 2024 and beyond.

  • There's a 50/50 chance to make the playoffs by 2024.

  • Poles will trade down too far and draft a bust and a pre-injured player.


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Black Rainbow

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Pee-Wee Herman could put the Bears in the playoffs by 2024.

Most available cap space, the number one overall pick, and QB1 ready.

Not being in the playoffs in 2 years would be an epic, Detroit Lions magnitude FAIL.

How confident are you Poles won't eff this up?
 

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They will be in the playoffs by 2024. The question is will it be with what looks like a dominant team or is it a desperate, bought, just made it team like the Jaguars this year.
 
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Pee-Wee Herman could put the Bears in the playoffs by 2024.

Most available cap space, the number one overall pick, and QB1 ready.

Not being in the playoffs in 2 years would be an epic, Detroit Lions magnitude FAIL.

How confident are you Poles won't eff this up?
About as confident as you were in Trubisky being the greatest QB ever.
 

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Oh come on now.

Paul Reubens & Tex Avery were visionary talents and great American treasures. It is simply unfair to try to hold a second year GM to that high of a standard.
 

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So, is this semantics game saying 2024 meaning they will definitely make the playoffs in the 2023 season that get played in 2024. Or does it mean they will definitely make the playoffs in the 2024 season?
 

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I'm so excited RN I'm about to piss my pants. And I'm sitting on a plane with 180 other passengers!!
 

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Oh come on now.

Paul Reubens & Tex Avery were visionary talents and great American treasures. It is simply unfair to try to hold a second year GM to that high of a standard.
Yeah I don't get his bad analogies or why he went with two of them.

He should have went with "Mr Bean" or "inspector Clouseau" but I doubt he's ever heard of them.
 

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So, is this semantics game saying 2024 meaning they will definitely make the playoffs in the 2023 season that get played in 2024. Or does it mean they will definitely make the playoffs in the 2024 season?
It doesn't matter, he'll just delete this thread if he isn't "correct"
 

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Pre-emptive cunting, just in case.
 

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So, is this semantics game saying 2024 meaning they will definitely make the playoffs in the 2023 season that get played in 2024. Or does it mean they will definitely make the playoffs in the 2024 season?
After the 2024 season. Next year would be a minor miracle.
 

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I'm drinking the Kool-Aid. If they aren't in the playoffs by 2024 then something has gone HORRIBLY wrong:

1. Rodgers is fading, and may be traded or retire soon.
2. Minnesota has shown they are vulnerable.
3. Lions are actually on the upswing, but beatable.
 

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Pee-Wee Herman could put the Bears in the playoffs by 2024.

Most available cap space, the number one overall pick, and QB1 ready.

Not being in the playoffs in 2 years would be an epic, Detroit Lions magnitude FAIL.

How confident are you Poles won't eff this up?

No one takes what you say seriously. This time last year, you were talking about how no GM would want to take the bears job because they were in ‘cap hell.’
 

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Huh?

I'm saying it would be pretty much impossible to screw this situation up.
Sometimes shit doesn't work out. I hope that's not the case, but plenty of FAs and early draft picks end up being useless.
 

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The biggest cunt in the universe is complaining about someone being negative. If irony were made of strawberries, we’d all be having smoothies rn.
 

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Pee-Wee Herman could put the Bears in the playoffs by 2024.

Most available cap space, the number one overall pick, and QB1 ready.

Not being in the playoffs in 2 years would be an epic, Detroit Lions magnitude FAIL.

How confident are you Poles won't eff this up?

Lions are actually beating the packers right now.

If you want to talk about failures you should look in the mirror.
 
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