Fellatio

[ruprecht]

Dont care for it much myself. Dicks are gross and I sure wouldn't want to suck one. I ESPECIALLY dont like it when they put your balls in their mouth, That may stem from the fact that my brother told me when I was little that some girls like to bite off your balls when they do that.

He also told me that oysters were elephant boogers though and I got over that. Fucking LOVE them now.

Anywho, I can work the button like a magician so I haven't heard too many complaints. What say my fellow fellows? Knob gobbling or bust?

 

[number51]

Are you asking about giving vs receiving?

I'm all for getting a blowjob. Was that the question?

 

[ruprecht]

Are you asking about giving vs receiving?

I'm all for getting a blowjob. Was that the question?

Yes that was the question.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

I totally relate to lesbians when it comes to dicks. I think they're gross, too. And I'm married, so fellatio??? I forgot what that is.

 

[SERE Bear]

Im a big fan of getting a bj

 

[1COBearsfan]

Blowjobs are fucking awesome. I had no idea there was any person on the planet that didn't enjoy having mouth-to-genitalia resuscitation

 

[WCL]

Im a big fan of getting a bj

Having sex for two weeks would be exhausting.

 

[Hbkrusso]

wont lie when I clicked this I was like who still likes opera music

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

wont lie when I clicked this I was like who still likes opera music

I do....

 

[ruprecht]

wont lie when I clicked this I was like who still likes opera music

Lol

 

[Urblock]

wont lie when I clicked this I was like who still likes opera music

You kill me man. :lmao:

 

[Camden Cutler]

Im a big fan of getting a bj

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Blowjobs are the best. What the fuck is this thread?

 

[RiDLer80]

Blowjobs are like pizza: even when it's bad it's still good.

 

[ruprecht]

Blowjobs are the best. What the fuck is this thread?

Full disclosure, I was super baked when I started this.

 

[sam slocum]

Full disclosure, I was super baked when I started this.

When my wife gets "baked", THOSE are the best blowjobs...memo to self, get some pot for wifey:thinking:

 

[ruprecht]

When my wife gets "baked", THOSE are the best blowjobs...memo to self, get some pot for wifey:thinking:

I agree, her stony blows are the stuff of legend.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Blowjobs are like pizza: even when it's bad it's still good.

Not if it's a Pizza Hut blowjob.

 

[Mr. Cub]

Man, I seen the title and thought that is was going to be about how awesome BJ's are and yada, yada... So I started to think about if there is any straight men who don't like them..... Then I clicked and it pretty much blew my mind and made me laugh.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Man, I seen the title and thought that is was going to be about how awesome BJ's are and yada, yada... So I started to think about if there is any straight men who don't like them..... Then I clicked and it pretty much blew my mind and made me laugh.

If I want a beer, I'll steer clear of Bud Light. The same goes with a sad blowjob.