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I can't remember if it was @msadows or @HeHateMe who mentioned furry sex to me. But let me tell you...

I met this girl who dresses like a squirrel. She wants us to fuck furry style but I have no idea what to do or wear? I know what this girl looks like and that is why I am down to bone her no matter which sexual preference she is into.

Does anyone have experience in furry sex?
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Okay so, I have never iirc pmd u or dmd u but fwiw I would nvr h8 on u 4 furry luv

Could totes see angry smackhead junkie @msadows being that guy who PMs peeps about that furry lyfe tho
 

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Okay so, I have never iirc pmd u or dmd u but fwiw I would nvr h8 on u 4 furry luv

Could totes see angry smackhead junkie @msadows being that guy who PMs peeps about that furry lyfe tho
I think you're right then. It must have been @msadows. this was around 2015 when furry sex was at its height.

I am not being judgmental @msadows I genuinely am looking for advice as to how I can boink this furry girl. She is so hawt! All I can think about is what is under the squirrel outfit. And I am wondering what I can dress as in order to boink her.

Any thoughts would be appreciated.
 

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@msadows Do chicks know you really arent in to actually boinking a tiger or giraffe or whatever? LIke after you have sex with them, do they really think that you are going to be a tiger or whatever the heck they boinked? I think I could only carry on the charade for the sex but then I'd have to level with the girl and tell her I am not really a tiger.

What do you think @msadows ? Any tips would be much appreciated. I am so horny right now thinking of the girl underneath the squirrel outfit.
 

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I think if I dress as "nut" , my babe will want that nut. Of course she is a squirrel but it's not clee shay
 

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Uhmmm, So this doesn't involve sex, but it does involve a furry, and the sense of prostitution.

So there I was, in Vegas, walking down the strip with some friends (tipsy) and whomst should I come across? A full size Elmo standing on the sidewalk with some other random Muppet. I, being tipsy, think it would be a GRATE idea to sneak up and fake tickle the Elmo and have friends take pictures, no you cannot see the pictures. So, I think I am creeping them, but he/she/they (referred to as "they" going forward for simplicity) are Vegas experts and know whats going on before I even get anywhere close. So as I go to give them the tickle and get my picture taken they move into me so I am actually poking them with my finger in the ticklish area on their side (they definitely filled out the costume, and kinda smelled) and kinda put their arm around me. I jump, and reaction lurch away from them towards my friends (scared style) then turn around and see the Elmo, standing there calmly. They stick out their palm, and point at it like I owe them money. I am shocked, not because I wouldn't pay someone for a picture on the strip, but because I now feel like I was taken advantage of and owe someone for something I didn't ask for.

I stand a solid ten feet away with my "friends" as my wife and a couple others haggle with me over how much I am now obligated to pay this person. Basically, I am not down to give this person money. However, after what seems like forever (probably 30 seconds) I say "ok, fine, fuck it, I will pay them." I pull a few dollars out of my pocket and give it to the assaulter and bail.

We proceed down the strip and I use alcohol as the means to forget what just happened.

That is the story about how I was taken advantage of in Vegas by a furry....
 

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Uhmmm, So this doesn't involve sex, but it does involve a furry, and the sense of prostitution.

So there I was, in Vegas, walking down the strip with some friends (tipsy) and whomst should I come across? A full size Elmo standing on the sidewalk with some other random Muppet. I, being tipsy, think it would be a GRATE idea to sneak up and fake tickle the Elmo and have friends take pictures, no you cannot see the pictures. So, I think I am creeping them, but he/she/they (referred to as "they" going forward for simplicity) are Vegas experts and know whats going on before I even get anywhere close. So as I go to give them the tickle and get my picture taken they move into me so I am actually poking them with my finger in the ticklish area on their side (they definitely filled out the costume, and kinda smelled) and kinda put their arm around me. I jump, and reaction lurch away from them towards my friends (scared style) then turn around and see the Elmo, standing there calmly. They stick out their palm, and point at it like I owe them money. I am shocked, not because I wouldn't pay someone for a picture on the strip, but because I now feel like I was taken advantage of and owe someone for something I didn't ask for.

I stand a solid ten feet away with my "friends" as my wife and a couple others haggle with me over how much I am now obligated to pay this person. Basically, I am not down to give this person money. However, after what seems like forever (probably 30 seconds) I say "ok, fine, fuck it, I will pay them." I pull a few dollars out of my pocket and give it to the assaulter and bail.

We proceed down the strip and I use alcohol as the means to forget what just happened.

That is the story about how I was taken advantage of in Vegas by a furry....
Gosh, sorry that happened to you. I think a tickle me elmo would be going to far into the furry lifestyle for me.
 




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