GoFundMe to buy out Parkeys contract

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If they can swing it, Gould will wind up here again.
 

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20$ so far, going to have to step it up to make 9mil

This would get more legs if the Bears lose a PO game on a missed FG
 

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However funny this is, it’s unfortunate people will throw money at this and not a charity.

/buzzkill
 

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I think any involved will understand NFL contract liability vs the cap so will treat this like the gag it is and not throw any money intended for charity at it. It's also not an either/or proposition.

Better off making a fund to Tanya Harding him or convince him to retire and join some missionaries.
Maybe he can try this again.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...n-chau-missionary-killed-by-sentinelese-tribe
 

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Too funny. Want Gould back. It's the curse of gould. The goulden curse, if you will
 

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However funny this is, it’s unfortunate people will throw money at this and not a charity.

/buzzkill

Well the NFL is a taxexempt not for profit so...charity?
 

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Putrid Parkey has become a serious problem. The Bears seem unwilling to address the issue
 

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Parkey may turn it around but I will always know him as Doink from here on out.
 

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Anyone who gives money to this is Special person.
 

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Awesome and funny.

I wish they would accept $0.02. A lot would donate that I'm sure.

But cheaper than the contract... things we can buy Cody.

A plumb
A compass
A prayer
A four leaf clover
A lucky try!
A lucky rabbit's foot
A mulligan
A pack of mulligans
Whoops emoji
A pack of whoops emojis
Pope blessing
Presidential pardon
A visit from Moses to part the goalposts
A visit from Obi Wan to whisper "Use the Force, Cody"
"2 Point Conversion Plays for Dummies", to give the coach

Really, we need him not to miss in the playoffs, and not to radically change game play and strategy due to lack of confidence in him.
 

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Putrid Parkey has become a serious problem. The Bears seem unwilling to address the issue

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Doink the clown gettin run outta town
 

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Doink the clown gettin run outta town

His nickname is literally the sound of a football hitting an upright. I wish him well in his future endeavors as long as they have nothing to do with the Bears.
 

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His nickname is literally the sound of a football hitting an upright. I wish him well in his future endeavors as long as they have nothing to do with the Bears.

Well that's why I gave it to him captain obvious.
 

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Well that's why I gave it to him captain obvious.

And that's why I thanked and quoted your post, guy who can't take a complement.
 

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