GoFundMe to buy out Parkeys contract


Spunky Porkstacker

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20$ so far, going to have to step it up to make 9mil

This would get more legs if the Bears lose a PO game on a missed FG
 

Bears_804

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However funny this is, it’s unfortunate people will throw money at this and not a charity.

/buzzkill
 

Armyhawk

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Too funny. Want Gould back. It's the curse of gould. The goulden curse, if you will
 

Bearsgonewild

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Awesome and funny.

I wish they would accept $0.02. A lot would donate that I'm sure.

But cheaper than the contract... things we can buy Cody.

A plumb
A compass
A prayer
A four leaf clover
A lucky try!
A lucky rabbit's foot
A mulligan
A pack of mulligans
Whoops emoji
A pack of whoops emojis
Pope blessing
Presidential pardon
A visit from Moses to part the goalposts
A visit from Obi Wan to whisper "Use the Force, Cody"
"2 Point Conversion Plays for Dummies", to give the coach

Really, we need him not to miss in the playoffs, and not to radically change game play and strategy due to lack of confidence in him.
 

number51

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Doink the clown gettin run outta town
His nickname is literally the sound of a football hitting an upright. I wish him well in his future endeavors as long as they have nothing to do with the Bears.
 

Mjiton

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His nickname is literally the sound of a football hitting an upright. I wish him well in his future endeavors as long as they have nothing to do with the Bears.
Well that's why I gave it to him captain obvious.
 



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