Have you ever wanted shoes that connect to wifi?

Aesopian

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We all have now its a reality. I can't wait for my shoes, shirt, hat to be wifi friendly.

 

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This thread should get disconnected from the internet.
 

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No.

Sounds stupid

What if I told you these shoes will save you 15 minutes a day. What would you do with the extra 15 minutes? Start a business? Learn a new skill? Pick up Satanism and conjour Cthulhu to rule the world?
 

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I have a pair of those BB shoes. They are actually really nice.
 

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What if I told you these shoes will save you 15 minutes a day. What would you do with the extra 15 minutes? Start a business? Learn a new skill? Pick up Satanism and conjour Cthulhu to rule the world?
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Of course I want Wifi shoes. How else can my feet get the email I send from my belt?
 

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No amount of wifi will kill the stank from Omeletpants feet.
 

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