Hilarious. ..

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Reporter: how did you find out about the Mack trade?

Trubs: My mom came into my room and told me we traded for Khalil Mack...

True story....
 

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And then he told his own mom to "go away"

Fuckin' terrible attitude. Cutler-esque. I hope we don't have a bad influence in the locker room.
 

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Mitchell Trubisky was trying to take advantage of a rare off day and sleep in Saturday morning when his mother woke him up to deliver some surprising news.

Jeanne Trubisky and her husband were visiting their son over Labor Day weekend when the Bears acquired All-Pro pass rusher Khalil Mack in a blockbuster trade with the Oakland Raiders. When Jeanne initially told a sleepy Mitch, he didn't believe her.

"[She] came into my room and was like, 'You guys just got Khalil Mack,'" Trubisky said. "I said, 'Get out of here, I'm going back to sleep.' [She said],'No, I'm serious.' You can't wake me up with that kind of news because you just don't believe it. But he's here, we're ready to roll, getting ready for Week 1, and we're excited about it."
 

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Mitchell Trubisky was trying to take advantage of a rare off day and sleep in Saturday morning when his mother woke him up to deliver some surprising news.

Jeanne Trubisky and her husband were visiting their son over Labor Day weekend when the Bears acquired All-Pro pass rusher Khalil Mack in a blockbuster trade with the Oakland Raiders. When Jeanne initially told a sleepy Mitch, he didn't believe her.

"[She] came into my room and was like, 'You guys just got Khalil Mack,'" Trubisky said. "I said, 'Get out of here, I'm going back to sleep.' [She said],'No, I'm serious.' You can't wake me up with that kind of news because you just don't believe it. But he's here, we're ready to roll, getting ready for Week 1, and we're excited about it."
Way to blow my mind. I had it Mitch lived with his folks. Great...
 

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damn...Mitch still has his mom just get into his room like that? does she make him PB&J sandwiches as well before practice
 

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Mitch is smart. He keeps his poster of titties on the back of his door, so his mother does not see them when she walks in.

And he can kiss them in his way out



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Mitch is still a virgin....probably.
He can be a virgin, gay, asexual for all I care. As long as he steps up his game and becomes at least an Alex Smith level type QB, I don't care what he does in his personal life


Edit: My guess is that he's probably super Christian like Tebow, but probably doesn't want to shove it down the media's throat
 

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He can be a virgin, gay, asexual for all I care. As long as he steps up his game and becomes at least an Alex Smith level type QB, I don't care what he does in his personal life


Edit: My guess is that he's probably super Christian like Tebow, but probably doesn't want to shove it down the media's throat
Alex Smith? Really? LOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BAR, which he already surpassed. Unless you are saying that Alex Smith’s 1TD 11 INT and 50.9% Comp, rookie campaign really knocked your socks off. Or maybe taking all the way till his 13th season to finally hit a 4K passing season.

Alex Smith is trash. And a nutless passer.
 



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