I need a solution....

[beardown28]

So guys...

There are these two chicks. I wanna nail both of them.. preferably at the same time. Any thoughts?

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[Crystallas]

Like Manning hitting free agency.

 

[Mr. Cub]

DOOO EEET!

 

[RamiTheBullsFan]

So guys...

There are these two chicks. I wanna nail both of them.. preferably at the same time. Any thoughts?

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So wait...

are you saying that you have 2 cocks?

 

[zack54attack]

smash and dash.

 

[JosMin]

You just gotta' be a salesmen. It's what I tell my sales team all the time, "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not about what you can sell the customer. For the most part, they know exactly what you can sell them. It's about what you can make them believe."

Oh, and being hung like a zoo animal helps, too. You know, not the small ones. The huge ones that hide in the Amazon and can bite a Ford Fiesta in half with its mandible. Either way... what I'm getting at is this -- man up, fuck them both. Stack 'em, crack 'em, mash 'em, stick it in their gash, and crank it in their ass like they're taking out the trash.

 

[Jysen]

Rufee's?

 

[Capt. Serious]

zack is your guy for teh women.

 

[onebud34]

Drinking and porn

 

[beardown28]

haha i was definitely trolling the other thread about needing a solution with two friends. I guess I should have made that a little more clear

 

[Iwritecode]

You could manage it if you had a million dollars.

 

[Crystallas]