It's Friday

[Hawkeye OG]

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What do my fellow bar members have going on this weekend? My wife is off to Vegas for a chick weekend. I'm going to get real drunk tonight and Saturday night because it's 'Merica. I have a little landscaping and yardwork to get done on Saturday. Probably take the dog to the park and get hit on by some hussies to make myself feel good too. Big stuff going down.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

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What do my fellow bar members have going on this weekend? My wife is off to Vegas for a chick weekend. I'm going to get real drunk tonight and Saturday night because it's 'Merica. I have a little landscaping and yardwork to get done on Saturday. Probably take the dog to the park and get hit on by some hussies to make myself feel good too. Big stuff going down.

Eh, just going to Paris...lame I know.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Eh, just going to Paris...lame I know.

Don't get in a fight on the airplane. Also, fuck some strange.

 

[Novak]

Finna get CRUNK. Got some rals and some drank juice. This weekend is about to be LEGENDARY

 

[Crystallas]

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[Adipost]

Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up, with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead
Unfed
Been sleeping on, bunk beds, since 10
So if I don't booze it
I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it
Do it
Get ruined.

When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big fake titties
D cup with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down its just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back street to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya
I gotta 40 in my ford fiesta
Buy beer
Or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher
And I punk the pussy like I'm ashton kutcher

Lets get this party jumpin'
Lets see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your booty rubbing against my dick when I start buzzin'
C'mon girl I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move I saw you winkin'
Drunkin' pussy's what I'm thinking
I don't give a fuck if your drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Grab two hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night till they call the cops
Fuck a wrist band
Lets all do a keg stand
Like a cheech without the chong
Hitting up the beer bong
When the cops show up
They're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck cause I'm the designated drinker

 

[1COBearsfan]

Doing some yard shit most of the weekend. Gotta take the wife somewhere to eat for mothers day, hopefully I can get her to suggest a badass BBQ place that just opened near us. There's also a food truck carnival going on all weekend close to us too, gotta get some deep fried botulism from there at some point. It's gonna be a busy weekend

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Has anyone tried purple drank?

 

[Adipost]

Has anyone tried purple drank?

I have not. It seems like something I would vomit up almost immediately.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Has anyone tried purple drank?

I have. Think grape flavored monster energy drink, prune juice, & prison hooch

 

[Novak]

Has anyone tried purple drank?

Yes. There's a reason it's called "lean"... I was tilted sideways

 

[theOHIOSTATE!]

Has anyone tried purple drank?

(X) Yes

(X) have had African American roommates from Westside.

(X) Dats racisss

 

[number51]

[video=youtube;1GaKaGwch0U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U[/video]

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Yes. There's a reason it's called "lean"... I was tilted sideways

(X) Yes

(X) have had African American roommates from Westside.

(X) Dats racisss

Should I try it this weekend? Yes or No?

 

[ruprecht]

I'm going to bang a team of female Asian contortionists, but have fun in Paris.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I'm going to bang a team of female Asian contortionists, but have fun in Paris.

Please put they're pics in the hot or not thread so we may judge...:cum:

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I'm going to bang a team of female Asian contortionists, but have fun in Paris.

Bet they taste like teriyaki

 

[RacerX]

Has anyone tried purple drank?

No, but maybe worse: Four Locos (original gangsta mix) + Red Bull + vodka. Tried to break into a fast food burger joint at 4:00 am to grill a cheeseburger.

Only time I ever had the locos or an energy drink ever lifetime, cannot recommend the blend.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

No, but maybe worse: Four Locos (original gangsta mix) + Red Bull + vodka. Tried to break into a fast food burger joint at 4:00 am to grill a cheeseburger.

Only time I ever had the locos or an energy drink ever lifetime, cannot recommend the blend.

That sounds deadly, might as well have taken cocaine. I thought cheeseburgers were for fat people?

 

[Novak]

Should I try it this weekend? Yes or No?

If you never have, why not? It's just codeine and promethazine, mixed in sprite, with an optional jolly rancher. Don't mix more than 4 ounces of the "medicine" on your first go though.. that would be my professional recommendation.

Sip it slow. This should go without saying, but don't drive. I do encourage you to walk around though