So I was going to make a new thread but as you started this I think this is as good as ever to share here, sharing is caring.
So a few years ago the wife and me were on a trip, a stay over in New York. Anyway, she wanted to do some shopping and I was all like 'yeah sure hun, just make sure you don't fuck the overdraft again' and she was all like 'yeah blah blah blah' and off she went. Well it was close to our anniversary (13 years happy) and I thought I would surprise her, the full works, meal, dancing, the whole lot. So I arranged it and called her and told her where to meet me ready with this expansive surprise, got her this new ring, designed by yours truly, and cut with 6 small diamonds. Anyway, there I am, turn up, and I have a message waiting for me, turns out the wife had dropped by and left this message detailing how while she was shopping she had made her mind up that she was over me and was ready for a new venture. She met this guy at the perfume counter and he was promising her a new life, she accepted.
The guys name was Taco and I never heard from Heather ever again ...