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Grimson

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@RacerX provably leases literal airplanes and @Omeletpants is bragging about leasing the latest Chrysler Pacifica soccer mom car. I’m almost embarrassed for him. HOLY CHIT
He's gotta drive around his fake grandchildren that he's not allowed to see right now, leave him alone.

Lol his fake granddaughter is probabaly loving the past month somrthing fierce.
 

MarylandBear111

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Why not?

I havent paid for a car repair since 1989.

We get new vehicles every 3 years

Don't have to sell anything or dispose of a car

I ALWAYS get any milage overages forgiven

I often get the next dealer to eat 1-3 final [payments to get me into a new lease

The new lease laws: ON January 1st, Illinois law changed so that sales tax applies only to what the customer down payment and the monthly lease payment. BONANZA FOR OMELET

My credit rating if off the charts so I always get best rates
always has a car payment.
pays thousands down payment for a car he has to give back...
gets suckered into low payments but pays fat down-payment
can only drive 36000 miles or he turns into a pumpkin
any ding or scratch he pays for AND then gives the car back.


yup...money savvy
 

Omeletpants

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always has a car payment.
pays thousands down payment for a car he has to give back...
gets suckered into low payments but pays fat down-payment
can only drive 36000 miles or he turns into a pumpkin
any ding or scratch he pays for AND then gives the car back.


yup...money savvy
I havent paid for a car repair since 1989.

We get new vehicles every 3 years

Don't have to sell anything or dispose of a car

I ALWAYS get any milage overages forgiven

I often get the next dealer to eat 1-3 final [payments to get me into a new lease

The new lease laws: ON January 1st, Illinois law changed so that sales tax applies only to what the customer down payment and the monthly lease payment. BONANZA FOR OMELET

My credit rating if off the charts so I always get best rates
 

RacerX

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@RacerX provably leases literal airplanes and @Omeletpants is bragging about leasing the latest Chrysler Pacifica soccer mom car. I’m almost embarrassed for him. HOLY CHIT
No private flights for me since I left Wall Street about 15+ years ago, back then I did fly private jets and helicopters all the time but never once with my own cash.

When I travel with the family now I use credit card points or airline miles to sit us up front, but I am not in any position to rationalize spending $100k+ to fly, it seems obscene to me.

As for the Elgin pauper, I won’t give it the attention it craves.
 

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always has a car payment.
pays thousands down payment for a car he has to give back...
gets suckered into low payments but pays fat down-payment
can only drive 36000 miles or he turns into a pumpkin
any ding or scratch he pays for AND then gives the car back.


yup...money savvy
But, but, car repairs. Specifically car repairs that are fairly cheap if you are man enough to do them yourself and buy the parts from a wholesale warehouse or junkyard.
 

Omeletpants

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But, but, car repairs. Specifically car repairs that are fairly cheap if you are man enough to do them yourself and buy the parts from a wholesale warehouse or junkyard.
Why you have spent your life honing your skills as a $22/hr car mechanic I was making millions seeling managed services outscouring projects to fortune 50 companies. LOLOLOLOLOLO Good trade off for you

I have menial workers like you to do the shit work in my life while I drive my $105k A8L and live in a 5000 sqft house
 

Grimson

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Why you have spent your life honing your skills as a $22/hr car mechanic I was making millions seeling managed services outscouring projects to fortune 50 companies. LOLOLOLOLOLO Good trade off for you

I have menial workers like you to do the shit work in my life while I drive my $105k A8L and live in a 5000 sqft house
No you don't you dumb fuck.
 

MarylandBear111

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Why you have spent your life honing your skills as a $22/hr car mechanic I was making millions seeling managed services outscouring projects to fortune 50 companies. LOLOLOLOLOLO Good trade off for you

I have menial workers like you to do the shit work in my life while I drive my $105k A8L and live in a 5000 sqft house
Even if the audi lease is legit, it's not yours....you are leasing it. The 105k car is not yours...you are paying to borrow it.
 




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