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If this is real, it is literally changing the tortilla game.

Think about it.

Would you like a taco?
Or would you like a Doritos Locos Mountain DewMo Taco?


I think I would take the latter
 

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I'm going to be completely honest. I am going to try those Mountain Dew Doritos
 

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I'm going to be completely honest. I am going to try those Mountain Dew Doritos
I know I will fuck up a bag of those.

Are you sure this isnt a April Foools thing though?
 

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Or would you like a Doritos Locos Mountain DewMo Taco?

I swear to Christ the only thing on this planet that makes me feel old is the menu for Taco Bell.

I like tacos...I like Doritos...I like want to puke at the thought of tacos made from Doritos.

Is this really food in 2020 because I smoke a lot of weed and I still don't get it.
 

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I swear to Christ the only thing on this planet that makes me feel old is the menu for Taco Bell.

I like tacos...I like Doritos...I like want to puke at the thought of tacos made from Doritos.

Is this really food in 2020 because I smoke a lot of weed and I still don't get it.
I haven't been to a Taco bell in several years, but those dorito loco tacos are fucking bomb
 

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I haven't been to a Taco bell in several years, but those dorito loco tacos are fucking bomb

Meh.

My stomach saw that shit and simply said "Go home, Vu...you're drunk". We never spoke of it again.
 

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I swear to Christ the only thing on this planet that makes me feel old is the menu for Taco Bell.

I like tacos...I like Doritos...I like want to puke at the thought of tacos made from Doritos.

Is this really food in 2020 because I smoke a lot of weed and I still don't get it.

Have you not had a Cool Ranch taco?
Tell me you are joking?
 

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the only thing on this planet that makes me feel old is the menu for Taco Bell.

Do you ever walk in and order a taco, then say, "hold the olives"?
 

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