***OFFICAIL*** BREAKING: RYAN POLES NAMED BEARS GM (ANOTHER #CALLEDIT BY OP)

[Angry Boomer]

Bears fans are thrilled with hiring of Ryan Poles as new GM

The Bears are hiring Ryan Poles as their new GM. Fans are thrilled, but they also want ownership to let Poles do his job now.

www.yahoo.com

Poles was in Chicago for this second interview on Tuesday, where Bears Chairman George McCaskey actually picked him up from the airport himself. It was an indication Chicago could make a move as early as Tuesday, and they did.

Given Poles was a finalist for the Vikings GM job, the Bears acted quickly — not letting Poles leave Halas Hall before locking him down as their new GM.

 

[doctorbear]

4 years of no playoffs?

 

[Myk]

Looked him up. Former college oline, scouting assistant, college scout. He could be what the Bears need assuming he believes in the importance of an oline.
Oh yeah, former Bear camp bait. We'll ignore that part LOL

 

[dabears70]

Scotty Flemdawg
@flemdawg97
“Hello, my name is Mr. Poles and I come from, uh, someplace far away! Yes that will do.”

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter
Bears are finalizing a deal to hire Chiefs’ Assistant Director of Player Personnel Ryan Poles as their next general manager, per league sources.

 

[Anytime23]

Scotty Flemdawg
@flemdawg97
“Hello, my name is Mr. Poles and I come from, uh, someplace far away! Yes that will do.”

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter
Bears are finalizing a deal to hire Chiefs’ Assistant Director of Player Personnel Ryan Poles as their next general manager, per league sources.

Hello, these jokes work better when we don't know who's being hired or what they look like already.

Thank you.

 

[marioworld]

I reported this last night and made a thread

Congratulations, can't wait for it to be OFFICIAL, hope he hires Dan Quinn.

 

[RubberBanMan]

At least we aren't the Vikings. Leading candidate resume:

• Vice President of Football Operations, Cleveland Browns (2020-Present)
• Director of Football Research and Development, San Francisco 49ers (2017-19)
• Manager of Football Research and Development, San Francisco 49ers (2013-16)

Basically hiring a guy with 2 years experience in the front office and FROM THE BROWNS. LOL.

Princeton guy

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Another great #calledit by @Grimson

4k views and counting @greg23

 

[marioworld]

Is it "Poles" as in the plural of a single pole, or is it like "pole s" or "pole ez?"

Maybe he represents Polacks everywhere, fun fact Chicago has a lot of Polacks... maybe it's a sign. Slavs rejoice.

 

[JUSTFINGWIN]

Black starting QB, enter a Black GM. When the Bears hire a Black HC, OC or DC, some of yall racists gonna snap huh..

Omelette

 

[wonky73]

I'm a lifelong bears fan. It is always wise to assume they've screwed up.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Scotty Flemdawg
@flemdawg97
“Hello, my name is Mr. Poles and I come from, uh, someplace far away! Yes that will do.”

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter
Bears are finalizing a deal to hire Chiefs’ Assistant Director of Player Personnel Ryan Poles as their next general manager, per league sources.

let me guess, you tivo impractical jokers, don't you? You fucking moron

 

[Moe_Drive_Tailgater]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486040774554832900

 

[marioworld]

My only real problem with this hire is that it is going to take weeks for my phone to stop autocorrecting "Ryan Poles" into "Ryan Pace".

Months if Poles turns out to be a ****ing idiot.

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Hope this solves one of your problems. ; P

 

[Omeletpants]

 

[botfly10]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486035727494397956

the league thought it was a done deal?

wtf does that even mean?

 

[botfly10]

Don’t get the Caldwell hate. If he had the best plan to develop Fields, sign me up. That is the only thing that matters. Get him rolling and if he is a bridge HC for 4 seasons, then the next guy takes over a legitimate QB

Bridge HC?

4 seasons?

Wut?

 

[dabears70]

Have you heard of the edit option?

 

[IBleedBearsBlood]

Per Jeff Hughes, Poles will interview Caldwell, Eberflus, and Quinn by EOD tomorrow.

I hope he has more interviews with other candidates scheduled ahead.

 

[Anytime23]

You being a redundant tard aside, thoughts on R. Poles?