OFFICIAL BORT BEARS MOCK DRAFT

Bort

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*TRADE*
IND receives #1; CHI receives #4, #35, #79, and 2024 IND 1st

*TRADE*
DET receives #4, #56, #64, #100, and 2024 IND 2nd; CHI receives #6 and #18

*TRADE*
NE receives #6; CHI receives #14, #46, and 2024 NE 1st

*TRADE*
WAS receives #14 and #46; CHI receives #16 and 2024 WAS 1st

*TRADE*
SD receives #16, #79, and #131; CHI receives #23 and 2024 SD 1st

*TRADE*
LV receives #18; CHI receives #38 and 2024 LV 1st

*TRADE*
SEA receives #23, #132, #156, and #196; CHI receives #37 and 2024 SEA 1st

*TRADE*
NYJ receives #35 and 2024 CHI 3rd; CHI receives 2024 NYJ 1st

*TRADE*
ATL receives #37, 2024 CHI 4th, and 2024 CHI 5th; CHI receives 2024 ATL 1st

*TRADE*
BUF receives #38 and CHI 2024 6th; CHI receives 2024 BUF 1st

RESULTS:
  • 2024 IND 1st
  • 2024 NE 1st
  • 2024 WAS 1st
  • 2024 LAC 1st
  • 2024 LV 1st
  • 2024 SEA 1st
  • 2024 NYJ 1st
  • 2024 ATL 1st
  • 2024 BUF 1st
This isn't even a joke. I would accept all of those trades if I were the Bears GM (and the SEA and NYJ trades may seem nutty for those teams, but they accepted them in the sim, and the SEA trade makes sense because Skoronski fell all the way to #23 in the sim, so it wasn't that crazy for SEA to give up that much to trade up to #23 to get him).
 

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*TRADE*
IND receives #1; CHI receives #4, #35, #79, and 2024 IND 1st

*TRADE*
DET receives #4, #56, #64, #100, and 2024 IND 2nd; CHI receives #6 and #18

*TRADE*
NE receives #6; CHI receives #14, #46, and 2024 NE 1st

*TRADE*
WAS receives #14 and #46; CHI receives #16 and 2024 WAS 1st

*TRADE*
SD receives #16, #79, and #131; CHI receives #23 and 2024 SD 1st

*TRADE*
LV receives #18; CHI receives #38 and 2024 LV 1st

*TRADE*
SEA receives #23, #132, #156, and #196; CHI receives #37 and 2024 SEA 1st

*TRADE*
NYJ receives #35 and 2024 CHI 3rd; CHI receives 2024 NYJ 1st

*TRADE*
ATL receives #37, 2024 CHI 4th, and 2024 CHI 5th; CHI receives 2024 ATL 1st

*TRADE*
BUF receives #38 and CHI 2024 6th; CHI receives 2024 BUF 1st

RESULTS:
  • 2024 IND 1st
  • 2024 NE 1st
  • 2024 WAS 1st
  • 2024 LAC 1st
  • 2024 LV 1st
  • 2024 SEA 1st
  • 2024 NYJ 1st
  • 2024 ATL 1st
  • 2024 BUF 1st
This isn't even a joke. I would accept all of those trades if I were the Bears GM (and the SEA and NYJ trades may seem nutty for those teams, but they accepted them in the sim, and the SEA trade makes sense because Skoronski fell all the way to #23 in the sim, so it wasn't that crazy for SEA to give up that much to trade up to #23 to get him).
Imagine the 2029 payroll.
 

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You lost me at the 2nd trade with DET....why the hell giving up 3 picks?....oh!

Tis the season!! Very creative, I'll give you that!



This would also make a lot more sense if you added which players these teams are trading their 1st to get. ?‍♂️


(Fields takes a year long vaca for "religious reasons" aka - run & hide self-protection) til 2024.
 

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Even serious mocks are more a giggle this time of year. Until FA, Combine and Senior Bowl happen it's difficult to project.
 

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Bort you are a madman!! I love the creativity. Im imagining all the possibilities with all dem 1st round picks next year. That '29 payroll would be insane, but, if it gets us to the '28 Superbowl. Id imagine it'd have to be worth it.
 

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So according to the trade value chart the Bears 1st pick is worth more than the entire 5th,6th and 7th round COMBINED.

What if Poles traded down, GOT EVERYONE OF THEM and there was nothing but Bears picks for about three hours straight?

:cannon:
 

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So according to the trade value chart the Bears 1st pick is worth more than the entire 5th,6th and 7th round COMBINED.

What if Poles traded down, GOT EVERYONE OF THEM and there was nothing but Bears picks for about three hours straight?

:cannon:
Poles sits there for 2:45 while ESPN totally freaks out and just does background on every fricken prospect, vids of guys at home asleep and in the blue room playing cards. Poles then walks to the podium with a stack of 30 picks
 

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*TRADE*
IND receives #1; CHI receives #4, #35, #79, and 2024 IND 1st

*TRADE*
DET receives #4, #56, #64, #100, and 2024 IND 2nd; CHI receives #6 and #18

*TRADE*
NE receives #6; CHI receives #14, #46, and 2024 NE 1st

*TRADE*
WAS receives #14 and #46; CHI receives #16 and 2024 WAS 1st

*TRADE*
SD receives #16, #79, and #131; CHI receives #23 and 2024 SD 1st

*TRADE*
LV receives #18; CHI receives #38 and 2024 LV 1st

*TRADE*
SEA receives #23, #132, #156, and #196; CHI receives #37 and 2024 SEA 1st

*TRADE*
NYJ receives #35 and 2024 CHI 3rd; CHI receives 2024 NYJ 1st

*TRADE*
ATL receives #37, 2024 CHI 4th, and 2024 CHI 5th; CHI receives 2024 ATL 1st

*TRADE*
BUF receives #38 and CHI 2024 6th; CHI receives 2024 BUF 1st

RESULTS:
  • 2024 IND 1st
  • 2024 NE 1st
  • 2024 WAS 1st
  • 2024 LAC 1st
  • 2024 LV 1st
  • 2024 SEA 1st
  • 2024 NYJ 1st
  • 2024 ATL 1st
  • 2024 BUF 1st
This isn't even a joke. I would accept all of those trades if I were the Bears GM (and the SEA and NYJ trades may seem nutty for those teams, but they accepted them in the sim, and the SEA trade makes sense because Skoronski fell all the way to #23 in the sim, so it wasn't that crazy for SEA to give up that much to trade up to #23 to get him).
I'm dizzy and you are certifiable.
 

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The bar has been set. Poles needs to come away with at least 9 2024 first round picks or he’s blown this draft.
 

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The goal needs to be trading for every first round pick in 2030 and building a team of all rookies.
 

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