***OFFICIAL*** IGT: Bears at Cowboys (Another Date On The Slate To Propagate, Validate & Otherwise Set The Record Straight Edition)

[Penny Traitor]

Chicago Bears at Dallas Cowboys
Sunday, October 30th @ Noon (CST)
AT&T Stadium
FOX 32
WBBM 780
Dallas Cowboys lead series 15-12-0

WHICHEVER POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL vs MICAH PARSONS

The murder's row of the NFL's premier pass rushers continues for the Bears this week as they travel to the home turf of the reigning DROY, Micah Parsons. Showing no signs of slowing, he has only four less sacks on the season than the entire Chicago Bear defense with two of them coming last week against the Lions. Meantime the Bears OL is back to shuffling the deck as right tackle Larry Borom has not been practicing this week due to concussion protocol . No idea how this will shuffle out by Sunday, but expect Parson to find the weakest point and keep his young career blazing.

WHICHEVER POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL vs JOHNATHAN HANKINS

But wait, the fun continues as the Cowboys make a trade with the Raiders to bring in Johnathan Hankins to pair with their other stud interior lineman, Quinton Bohanna. He is another massive DT that has played every game this season so he is already in game shape and ready to prove his worth to his new team. So the Bears OL has that to deal with too! Ummmm....yay?!?!?

LUKE GETSY vs DAN QUINN

But it's hard to be too worried because the Bears new offensive coordinator shocked the entire football universe by completely curbstomping a Bill Belichick led defense with almost three hundred yards rushing on his home field so he is obviously going to do the same thing to another NFL has been in Dan Quinn, right? Right?!?!?


(....please....)

THE BEARS OFFENSE CONVERTED AN ASTOUNDING 11 FIRST DOWNS MONDAY NIGHT, THE MOST THE TEAM HAS RECORDED SINCE OCTOBER 4th 2015 AND THE SECOND MOST CONVERTED AGAINST THE NEW ENGLAND DEFENSE SINCE THE 2005 SEASON






Stats for the Chicago Bears and Dallas Cowboys as they enter Week 8​

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​	Bears​	Cowboys​
Total First Downs​	117​	121​
1st Downs (Rush-Pass-By Penalty)​	60 - 45 - 12​	44 - 66 - 11​
3rd Down Conversions​	37/91​	28/87​
4th Down Conversions​	2/7​	4/8​
Total Offensive Yds​	2151​	2135​
Offense (Plays-Avg Yds)​	405 - 5.3​	417 - 5.1​
Total Rushing Yds​	1267​	852​
Rushing (Plays-Avg Yards)​	242 - 5.2​	196 - 4.4​
Total Passing Yds​	1048​	1361​
Passing (Comp-Att-Int-Avg)​	76 - 136 - 6 - 7.7​	123 - 210 - 4 - 6.5​
Sacks​	27​	11​
Field Goals​	15/15​	15/17​
Touchdowns​	12​	13​
(Rush-Pass-Ret-Def)​	7 - 5 - 0 - 0​	6 - 6 - 0 - 1​
Turnover Ratio​	+1​	+6​

PASSING
Justin Fields

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ATT​	COMP​	YDS​	CP%​	YPA​	TD​	INT​	LONG​	SACK​	RATE​
136​	76​	1048​	55.9​	7.7​	5​	6​	56​	27​	74.6​

RECEIVING
Darnell Mooney

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RECEPTIONS​	YARDS​	YDS PER REC​	LONG​	TD​
20​	294​	14.7​	56​	0​

RUSHING
Khalil Herbert

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ATTEMPTS​	YARDS​	YDS PER ATT​	LONG​	TD​
75​	464​	6.2​	63​	3​

TACKLES
Roquan Smith

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COMBINED​	SOLO​	ASST​	TFL​	QB HITS​
78​	48​	30​	4​	3​

INTERCEPTIONS
Eddie Jackson


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INTS​	YARDS​	TDS​	LONG​	PASS DEFLECT​
3​	23​	0​	26​	3​

SACKS
Roquan Smith

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PLAYER​	SACKS​
Roquan Smith​	2.5​
Trevis Gipson​	2.0​
Justin Jones​	2.0​
Jaquan Brisker​	2.0​
Dominique Robinson​	1.5​
Al-Quadin Muhammad​	1.0​
Robert Quinn​	1.0​
TOTAL TEAM SACKS​	12​

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PFT​	18​	PFT's Week 8 2022 NFL power rankings - ProFootballTalk 1. Eagles (6-0; last week No. 1): If they can avoid trap games, they can keep winning and winning and winning.2. Bills (5-1; No. 2): The Packers should consider staying home.3. Chiefs (5-2; No. 3): When you can put 44 points on one of the best defenses in football, you’re doing something... profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
NFL​	23​	NFL Power Rankings, Week 8: Cowboys hit top five; Packers' plunge continues into bottom half of league In this edition of the Power Rankings, Dan Hanzus has a brand new team in the top five. Meanwhile, the Packers continue to plunge into the bottom half of the league. Check out the full pecking order, 1-32. www.nfl.com
USA Today​	27​	Week 8 NFL power rankings: How low do Tom Brady's Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers' Packers go? As we approach Halloween, the top 10 is almost entirely unchanged – but that's partially because Tampa Bay and Green Bay had already tumbled from those ranks. www.usatoday.com
ESPN​	28​	New NFL Power Rankings: 1-32 poll, plus season-defining stats for every team After poor performances over the weekend, how far did the Buccaneers and Packers fall? And who was the biggest riser? See our Week 8 rankings. www.espn.com
CBS​	25​	NFL Week 9 Power Rankings: 49ers, Chiefs struggles turn top of league upside down; major test awaits new No. 1 Pete Prisco says if you have a handle on this season, let him know www.cbssports.com

 

[Myk]

Guess I have to literally bet my life again. See if it works as good as last week.

 

[HearshotKDS]

Have a sneaking suspicion Herbert will be a better in this matchup than Montgomery. Worried about Bears OL here - they are going to see more penetration than Brazzers this week from DAL front 7.

 

[MikeDitkaPolishSausage]

Have a sneaking suspicion Herbert will be a better in this matchup than Montgomery. Worried about Bears OL here - they are going to see more penetration than Brazzers this week from DAL front 7.

You must have never made it through all 1,639 pages……Noob!

 

[Britbuffguy]

This is a game where everyone and their mother will pick the Cowboys to win, but nearly everyone secretly wants to see the Bears pull the upset,

 

[gallagher]

I'd like to see Fields run away from Parsons every play. Just make him have to cover as much field as possible to make any play

 

[BornAnAngryBearsFan]

Bears win. Justin Field's first 300 yard game, of the season.

 

[nvanprooyen]

They probably won't win today, but it wouldn't surprise me at all either.

 

[Black Rainbow]

Dear homers,

A few of you have accused me of not posting when Fields plays well, but I've posted everyday. Perhaps it seems I haven't been posting as much because I wasn't in the IGTs?

I usually don't post for prime time games for various reasons, and the last two games were prime time. I will be in the IGT today giving insightful, objective, non-jabroni assessments.

You're welcome. And The Cowpies are my most hated NFL team so I'm all about Fields whipping that ass today.

 

[Anytime23]

670 employees pick the winner of todays game. Shane Riordan the gawd(CC: @Grimson) and Gabe Ramirez pick Chicago.

670 staff predictions: Bears-Cowboys

The Chicago Bears (3-4) visit the Dallas Cowboys (5-2) on Sunday afternoon. Here are game predictions from our 670 The Score hosts, producers and writers.

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[iueyedoc]

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

Bears - 23
Cowboys - 26

 

[Calabis]

Wearing orange today

 

[Urblock]

Dear homers,

A few of you have accused me of not posting when Fields plays well, but I've posted everyday. Perhaps it seems I haven't been posting as much because I wasn't in the IGTs?

I usually don't post for prime time games for various reasons, and the last two games were prime time. I will be in the IGT today giving insightful, objective, non-jabroni assessments.

You're welcome. And The Cowpies are my most hated NFL team so I'm all about Fields whipping that ass today.

Most here don't care.

 

[IBleedBearsBlood]

Is leatherface starting?

 

[BornAnAngryBearsFan]

Wearing orange today

Am I the only one that hates the Orange jerseys?!? Why not do something different. Go all blue, or Orange/Blue. The orange/white combo, makes me want to barf. Jesus, this team needs new uniform designs.

 

[Black Rainbow]

Most here don't care.

Hence, I'm only addressing the few who accused me of not posting when Fields plays well...as stated in the first sentence.

Thanks

 

[dabears70]

I'd like to see Fields run away from Parsons every play. Just make him have to cover as much field as possible to make any play

Parsons says he can't run away from him and has proven he's faster multiple times.

 

[The Hawk]

Am I the only one that hates the Orange jerseys?!? Why not do something different. Go all blue, or Orange/Blue. The orange/white combo, makes me want to barf. Jesus, this team needs new uniform designs.

I hate the Orange jersey's also. Especially together with the all Orange helmet. At least but a blue helmet of the guys.

 

[dabears70]

Am I the only one that hates the Orange jerseys?!? Why not do something different. Go all blue, or Orange/Blue. The orange/white combo, makes me want to barf. Jesus, this team needs new uniform designs.

Mat white helmets would of been better IMO.