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Guess you haven't been there when the security line extends all the way to the parking garage

I have been.... I have TSA pre-check.

Walk right by that long ass nightmare, off to the right and thru the line in 5 mins, every time.
 

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I have been.... I have TSA pre-check.

Walk right by that long ass nightmare, off to the right and thru the line in 5 mins, every time.

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Worst part about airports is when you go to take a piss and there is a mountain full of pubes in the urinal.


I am not sure I have ever had that experience. Is that a common thing that you've come across? I mean is there a dude in there with clippers giving himself a line up or something?
 

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I think some of the better hubs are Phoenix, and Denver.
 

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I had a friend that had a goat he kept as a pet in his back yard, that fucker was FAT. He would eat anything but he lived under a couple of orange and tangelo trees and I used to argue that he was already marinated from all the fruit he ate.

He would always try to fight with any adult, all posting up on his hind legs and trying to head butt you, but he wasn't that tough. He was super gentle with children and his favorite thing was popcorn, so whenever kids would come over my buddy would pop him some popcorn and let the kids feed him. One day there was a wind storm and it blew a few shingles off the roof into his area, that fucker started eating the shingles he got like 6 or 8 bites out of one shingle before we noticed and cleaned it up.
 

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I had a friend that had a goat he kept as a pet in his back yard, that fucker was FAT. He would eat anything but he lived under a couple of orange and tangelo trees and I used to argue that he was already marinated from all the fruit he ate.

He would always try to fight with any adult, all posting up on his hind legs and trying to head butt you, but he wasn't that tough. He was super gentle with children and his favorite thing was popcorn, so whenever kids would come over my buddy would pop him some popcorn and let the kids feed him. One day there was a wind storm and it blew a few shingles off the roof into his area, that fucker started eating the shingles he got like 6 or 8 bites out of one shingle before we noticed and cleaned it up.

I love the imagery of this....
 

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I had a friend that had a goat he kept as a pet in his back yard, that fucker was FAT. He would eat anything but he lived under a couple of orange and tangelo trees and I used to argue that he was already marinated from all the fruit he ate.

He would always try to fight with any adult, all posting up on his hind legs and trying to head butt you, but he wasn't that tough. He was super gentle with children and his favorite thing was popcorn, so whenever kids would come over my buddy would pop him some popcorn and let the kids feed him. One day there was a wind storm and it blew a few shingles off the roof into his area, that fucker started eating the shingles he got like 6 or 8 bites out of one shingle before we noticed and cleaned it up.

I bet that goat could kick Urblock's ass.
Fuck you!
Deck goats?
 

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I am not sure I have ever had that experience. Is that a common thing that you've come across? I mean is there a dude in there with clippers giving himself a line up or something?
Iowa dudes have giant bush pubes.
 

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