Roquan admits he's overweight

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That’s a good question. He was banned probably over a month ago for saying black people had a propensity for murder and I haven’t seen him since lol. Mods was he permabanned or is he in self exile?

Me and (another member of CCS) caught him lackin' in Elgin,IL.
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So the guy who collects women's undergarments, is fixated on another man's weight...color me shocked
 

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All of us would appreciate it if you were more of a lurker. And since you claim lurkers are pussies, it's your chance to finally see your first vajayjay, all you will need is to look in the mirror. Sounds like a win win to me.
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you can NOT take a shit and lose weight..
even 23 year olds should work out..not everyone is capable of just being fit sittin around all day being a fuck boy and able to take a dump that loses you 5 pounds of weight....wait...wtf? stop watching Friday and getting high if you believe that shit...lmao.

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I am PRETTY SURE that when I take a dump, I lose weight. I'll check in the morning and let you know!
 

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Well that ought to shut up the stupid asshole in the other thread who was attacking people for even suggesting that he looked overweight.
 

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Urlacher didn’t look like a work out warrior and he turned out to be ok!

It’s what’s under the hood that counts!!!!
 

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you can NOT take a shit and lose weight..
even 23 year olds should work out..not everyone is capable of just being fit sittin around all day being a fuck boy and able to take a dump that loses you 5 pounds of weight....wait...wtf? stop watching Friday and getting high if you believe that shit...lmao.

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Actually, I bet if you weighed Roquan's shit and piss in the morning it'd probably add up to 1-2 lbs.
 

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Actually, I bet if you weighed Roquan's shit and piss in the morning it'd probably add up to 1-2 lbs.

Do you think you are helping him???
 

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I am PRETTY SURE that when I take a dump, I lose weight. I'll check in the morning and let you know!
don't...go playing in your shit. there's an asylum for you to go do that... wait a minute, that sounds like a pretty huge and mean dump if you're losing weight at the instance of digesting, what is the so called product you consumed to dump like that? Use a digital scale btw & take pictures. i'll run my experiment and let you know ASAP.

Actually, I bet if you weighed Roquan's shit and piss in the morning it'd probably add up to 1-2 lbs.
and then consume water and breakfast and then get up in Danger.?
 
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don't...go playing in your shit. there's an asylum for you to go do that... wait a minute, that sounds like a pretty huge and mean dump if you're losing weight at the instance of digesting, what is the so called product you consumed to dump like that? Use a digital scale btw & take pictures. i'll run my experiment and let you know ASAP.


and then consume water and breakfast and then get up in Danger.?

I mean, LITERALLY if your shit weighs even 1oz, and you aren't eating while you take said shit, then you have lost weight. This is IRL correct.
 

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I mean, LITERALLY if your shit weighs even 1oz, and you aren't eating while you take said shit, then you have lost weight. This is IRL correct.
uh Gyeah i know..let's be real here, 1 oz ain't shit 3 or 4 pounds ain't either...that's like when your homie or wanna-be girlfriend tells you, "they lost weight"..and then they say 5 pounds....lmao..GTFO.
 

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Par for the course for a thread made by the stupidest poster on the board.
 

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Proof was in the photos but since some of you troglodytes are in denial here's an interview where he admits he's overweight. However, he believes that the weight will come off during TC.

He's just got one of those weird bodies that puts on pounds easily when he's laying around. I expect him to come into the season very much in shape. Not rocked up, but he's never been like that. He'll be just fine.
 

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From experience, Warden thinks Quan should hold off the carbs and eat more plain omelets. Lots of protein and low fat.
 

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WTF? Of course he's above his playing weight. Extra weight doesn't mean you're not in condition. He said he intentionally came to camp heavy because he always loses weight in camp. He said it's important to know your body and react accordingly. I haven't commented on Smith so far this year because real camp hasn't even started and I'm aware that he comes in heavy every year because of how he sheds weight in practice. BFD

I think the problem is those that have a bug up their ass about his weight and reading more into that than anything else.
This is literally the correct view of him being a little bit more bigger than he is when the season comes because thar extra weight comes in handy as you burn the fat as extra energy is required when you are back to practicing football and anyone who has ever been a athlete knows that as athletes we can drop weight very easily because we possess more musculature underneath the fat that requires more energy to feed the activities than the skinny dweeb nerdy types or the people who are just obese and made up of 90% whale blubber hahahaha
 

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Whatever happened to the idiot OP of this thread???
 

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