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There has been entirely too much discussion of how good "so and so" other shitbag player/team is; to hell with that noise. They all suck and here's why:
Clearly the Vikings are in full damage control mode and, besides AP the "super healing freak not on roids" who we do "ok" against anyway, the only thing that craptastic franchise has to look forward to is a protracted court case after they run off to L.A. in the middle of the night when thier new roof collapses, again. Anything less than a 30 degree pitch in that shitty snowy state is just asking for it, and they are, again, because they're stupid. The Purple and Pee is California bound like a pimp with fresh ho's from the upper mid-west in the winter time, new crib promises or not.
Besides a running back, name any position of importance that the Queens have "absolutely" locked up right now...LOL. Yes, it's none. Again.
Detroit is just sad. This team is so bad I almost hate to talk trash, but I will anyway because fuck 'em.
Any player willing to go there, draft or no, deserves to lose like everyone else in that dead "city" that should have been abanded like Chernobal, and at about the same time. How fucking pathetic that they can limp along for 5000 yards passing, and still go nowhere fast and far. A league joke for decade after decade, and still forced to "play" on a national holiday so we can all laugh at them together over turkey farts. The Lions should move the team to L.A. tomorrow, but not to build a new franchise like Minnesota should. They should head west to disappear into the "nobody gives a fuck and I was a witness for too long" program.
Enough is enough already Detroit. Why not give some foreigners a chance to build a proper team in your place. Again, still, instead of.
Green Bay sucks, and they suck bad and hard.
The very name "green bay packers" immediately brings to mind a severe sinus infection compounded by cheap beer shits.
How screwed are these fucktards going to be when they make Erin "the thong in my" Rodgers the highest paid player, and he get popped up side the cheese wheel by some player nobody ever heard of that barely taps him, and doesn't even catch a fine.
Not that an old punch-drunk QB is anything new to the piss and puke, but they try hard not to flush more than once every couple of decades so it would definately mess up thier scheme if anybody goes out early, and then comes back before they go out again, and then comes back... When the next clipboard holder does what the last bench bitch did then everyone will know that the currrent dickshow is nothing special and everybody that bought "stock" from them actually sold their soul to the devil. Good luck with that inbred mess.
Who is your favorite team/player to talk trash about? And don't hold back either; let that shit out.
Clearly the Vikings are in full damage control mode and, besides AP the "super healing freak not on roids" who we do "ok" against anyway, the only thing that craptastic franchise has to look forward to is a protracted court case after they run off to L.A. in the middle of the night when thier new roof collapses, again. Anything less than a 30 degree pitch in that shitty snowy state is just asking for it, and they are, again, because they're stupid. The Purple and Pee is California bound like a pimp with fresh ho's from the upper mid-west in the winter time, new crib promises or not.
Besides a running back, name any position of importance that the Queens have "absolutely" locked up right now...LOL. Yes, it's none. Again.
Detroit is just sad. This team is so bad I almost hate to talk trash, but I will anyway because fuck 'em.
Any player willing to go there, draft or no, deserves to lose like everyone else in that dead "city" that should have been abanded like Chernobal, and at about the same time. How fucking pathetic that they can limp along for 5000 yards passing, and still go nowhere fast and far. A league joke for decade after decade, and still forced to "play" on a national holiday so we can all laugh at them together over turkey farts. The Lions should move the team to L.A. tomorrow, but not to build a new franchise like Minnesota should. They should head west to disappear into the "nobody gives a fuck and I was a witness for too long" program.
Enough is enough already Detroit. Why not give some foreigners a chance to build a proper team in your place. Again, still, instead of.
Green Bay sucks, and they suck bad and hard.
The very name "green bay packers" immediately brings to mind a severe sinus infection compounded by cheap beer shits.
How screwed are these fucktards going to be when they make Erin "the thong in my" Rodgers the highest paid player, and he get popped up side the cheese wheel by some player nobody ever heard of that barely taps him, and doesn't even catch a fine.
Not that an old punch-drunk QB is anything new to the piss and puke, but they try hard not to flush more than once every couple of decades so it would definately mess up thier scheme if anybody goes out early, and then comes back before they go out again, and then comes back... When the next clipboard holder does what the last bench bitch did then everyone will know that the currrent dickshow is nothing special and everybody that bought "stock" from them actually sold their soul to the devil. Good luck with that inbred mess.
Who is your favorite team/player to talk trash about? And don't hold back either; let that shit out.
