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I was about to send fisch to bring you some busch leaves
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I was about to send fisch to bring you some busch leaves
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4 minutes was a pretty good response time, but I told her we need to work on it
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I always check for TP before I take the plunge.
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Bizarrely, perma #1 hasn't been going so much this last day or two.
He has, however, been burping more.
He has, however, been burping more.
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Teach her a lesson. If she goes that long again, pull one of these on her. Use Nutella though.
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Now you're partially responsible when he spontaneously combusts.
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Ya'll remember the shortage of TP last March/April? I think this thread has found the root cause.
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Print up an "Out of order" sign and put it on one of the stall doors. Let them fight it out for the other crapper. Hilarity ensues.
Bonus: You get you own private stall.
Bonus: You get you own private stall.
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I think there's definitely some gastrointestinal issues at work.
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When you use porta johns regularly, all it takes is one time being burned as an apprentice to make that automatic subconscious hand check to the TP holder before you step in...
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Catching up on this thread during part 2 of a double feature.
I really wish I had stepped on a scale so I could get a before and after.
I think it would have been impressive.
I really wish I had stepped on a scale so I could get a before and after.
I think it would have been impressive.
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I've been making lunches with ground turkey, a third of a can each of kidney beans, carrots, green beans, cream corn, a plentiful quantity of turmeric, black pepper, olive oil, garlic, and a little cajun seasoning.
I might start a thread about turmeric soon and the reasoning behind consuming it with black pepper and a fat (the olive oil), but the purpose of this post is to say that aside from being a nutritional juggernaut, the meal is quite heavy and very fibrous.
I would say the difference in my weight at 2pm after eating this, and 7:30am after the following morning's shit, is roughly that of an arm.
I might start a thread about turmeric soon and the reasoning behind consuming it with black pepper and a fat (the olive oil), but the purpose of this post is to say that aside from being a nutritional juggernaut, the meal is quite heavy and very fibrous.
I would say the difference in my weight at 2pm after eating this, and 7:30am after the following morning's shit, is roughly that of an arm.
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Do you just fry all of it up together?
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Since I'm using a third of a can of each vegetable, I put it in tupperware and make three days at a time. A pound of the turkey for the three portions. I just heat it up at work.
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Please do.
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What a shitty thread
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I used to do a very similar meal prep when I actually had to go to the office. Either what you said or I'd do chicken, rice and a vegetable - 4 days at a time. Then Friday I'd also treat myself to eating out after eating the same thing 4 days in a row lol.
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Many years ago a coworker friend of mine and his friend literally got into an argument over that joke while we were out having beers. So when I hear that now it makes me laugh for more than one reason. Unbelievable how they went on for something like 40 minutes discussing the point of that joke.
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Without giving any thought to the fact that the last guy in there pooping had his hands on it too.
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No. Thats what magazines were for.
