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Dumbfuck, I said "Real Estate" as in private real estate investment opportunities available to only Vanguard's best customers
Somebody told this guy that the non traded reit he bought into is a private real estate investment because they cannot say whom else invested into it.
 

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Do you know the difference between investing in a REIT and direct property ownership? Of course you don't, so lemme dumb it down for you: your investment is in a real estate index, shit-for-brains, you don't even know which properties are in the fund.

Imagine believing you are a real estate investor via a lackey manager at Vanguard that can't even afford a home.

Fuck dude, you even suck at pretending to be wealthy.
LoL beat me to it. ???
 

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Does someone need attention?

I'm conflicted with these threads. On one hand, it's pathetic to watch you desperately beg for attention making up shit that literally no one believes. On the other hand, it's always fun to watch @RacerX curb stomp your stupid ass.
 

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Are you stupid? If you dont understand what they do STFU

Why are you calling me names and being mean to me? If there's something I'm missing or not understanding about your Vanguard REITs, you should educate me or at least give me something to put in your dossier.
 

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Like my brother in law always bragging about how brilliant he is for investing in Tesla. So, last week I asked him how much he invested and he said $10,000 I immediately thought about you
So he is making a ton of money. That sounds amazing. 10000.00 invested years ago in Tesla is a ton of money.
 

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You have to wonder why fucktard @Omeletpants OP has to do this almost weekly attention-seeking.

I guess these aren't things he can say to his country club saunaBros.
 

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I'm conflicted with these threads. On one hand, it's pathetic to watch you desperately beg for attention making up shit that literally no one believes. On the other hand, it's always fun to watch @RacerX curb stomp your stupid ass.
Racer X is jelly of my success, education (univ of Chicago) and money
 

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This is sad, Ommy.

Like Warden-buying-used-women's-clothing-thread level cringe.
 

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Money manager from Vanguard. Another great year with overall, portfilio returns averaging 23.1 on primarily a 60/40 stock to bond/real-estate blend

They are thinking that 2020 will be in the 6-8% range but could shoot up to 20% with a Trump victory (Go Donny!) and controlling the virus. Vanguard sees no indicators of fundamentals that would lead to a recession, so smooth sailing, baby!

I would suggest that you get a professional money manger that has a clue and you will sleep like a baby at nights.

Tardi, CRM and Gus can ignore this as they have no money to invest

Raskilnoliv is working off of the gold standard and bartering shit so he can also ignore this

HHM, please document this entire thread in your dossier

My government 401k returned 23%. Congrats, you pay to break even with the Thrift Savings Plan!

Get a better money manager, chump. You're getting ripped off.
 

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I am in my early 30s, have [redacted] in my savings account (stfu @RacerX And @nvanprooyen , im waiting for a buying opportunity in the market), own 5 properties, 2 are MDU. I have been investing since 18 and have 6 figures in both my 401k and other portfolio.

I am already more wealthy than you. Dumb piece of shit.

I will be retired by 45. You are still delivering pizzas in your retirement home to make enough to afford your weekly 7/11 trip that the shuttle takes you to.

You are a fraud and a dumbass.
 

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I bought some shares of Public Storage. Now I am a real estate mogul like omelet.

Omelet is REITard
The storage industry is something that just boggles my mind. You mean to tell me, People have collected so much useless junk that instead of throwing it away, donating it or selling it, they are going to pay money to store it and never look at it...


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I am in my early 30s, have [redacted] in my savings account (stfu @RacerX And @nvanprooyen , im waiting for a buying opportunity in the market), own 5 properties, 2 are MDU. I have been investing since 18 and have 6 figures in both my 401k and other portfolio.

I am already more wealthy than you. Dumb piece of shit.

I will be retired by 45. You are still delivering pizzas in your retirement home to make enough to afford your weekly 7/11 trip that the shuttle takes you to.

You are a fraud and a dumbass.


Ok Boomer.
 

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