The True Reason Why We Beat the 49ers

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I was so psyched to score some Maui Wowie, and rolled a fatty to burn before the game. I was pretty high and happy until I had to watch the offense. Then at halftime, I rolled a fatty of MAC1 and burned that bitch down to prepare for a potentially disappointing 2nd half. Then we started to play better and led 19-10, so I celebrated with another joint of MAC1. Then the rain came pouring down. This MAC1 is magical shit. I hope I have enough to last to make it to the Super Bowl.

If you have some MAC1, I suggest burning that for the Green Bay game. I have one rolled already, and 3-4 as backups, just in case.
 

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The true reason? The true reason is we were (better coached and played smart football). They were they more talented team and we had almost no shot.
Altho I will try your method just to be safe.
 

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Conditioning....

It was Conditioning...
 

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The real reason is, unlike before, we actually have an identity.
 

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Bears made fewer mistakes and that usually is a good predictor for who wins in the NFL regardless of talent gaps.
 

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I was so psyched to score some Maui Wowie, and rolled a fatty to burn before the game. I was pretty high and happy until I had to watch the offense. Then at halftime, I rolled a fatty of MAC1 and burned that bitch down to prepare for a potentially disappointing 2nd half. Then we started to play better and led 19-10, so I celebrated with another joint of MAC1. Then the rain came pouring down. This MAC1 is magical shit. I hope I have enough to last to make it to the Super Bowl.

If you have some MAC1, I suggest burning that for the Green Bay game. I have one rolled already, and 3-4 as backups, just in case.
I started with motorbreath and brain cake first half. Second half was magnum opus and sour tangie. Bedtime was Chocolate kush. Great day
 

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A.Rodgers must of left his MAC1 at home last week. Can you buy all the MAC1 out in Wisconsin please?
 

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A.Rodgers must of left his MAC1 at home last week. Can you buy all the MAC1 out in Wisconsin please?
I will happy to take up a collection.

A few bucks from all the users on this board should get me enough MAC 1 to get us to the Super Bowl. A small price to pay.

I ain't here to make feathers ruffle, I'm just here to do the Super Bowl Hustle
 
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I started with motorbreath and brain cake first half. Second half was magnum opus and sour tangie. Bedtime was Chocolate kush. Great day
Maybe we need to do a cross between MAC1 and Sour Tangie and call it Super Bowl Truffle.
 

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I do wonder if it may not have been the strain. It may be due to the amount of weed smoked.
I'm gonna stick to the MAC 1 for the Green Bay game, but I may switch it around in the future for the sake of science.

So it could be the MAC 1, or it could be that the more joints I smoked, the better the Bears played. 1 joint, and the Bears sucked, but after 2 they were good and then 3 made magic happen.

But, just to be safe, everyone should smoke as much weed as they can for the Green Bay game.
 

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But, just to be safe, everyone should smoke as much weed as they can for the Green Bay game.

Thanks to the one two punch of Favre/Rodgers, I have not been sober for a Packers game in like three decades. I don't understand how anyone could.
 

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Gorilla Glue #4 for San Francisco worked. Will repeat for Green Bay. Also got sour cherry gushers in case things start going south.
 

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Gorilla Glue #4 for San Francisco worked. Will repeat for Green Bay. Also got sour cherry gushers in case things start going south.
Love the GG #4. Takes all the pain of Bears losses away
 

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I was so psyched to score some Maui Wowie, and rolled a fatty to burn before the game. I was pretty high and happy until I had to watch the offense. Then at halftime, I rolled a fatty of MAC1 and burned that bitch down to prepare for a potentially disappointing 2nd half. Then we started to play better and led 19-10, so I celebrated with another joint of MAC1. Then the rain came pouring down. This MAC1 is magical shit. I hope I have enough to last to make it to the Super Bowl.

If you have some MAC1, I suggest burning that for the Green Bay game. I have one rolled already, and 3-4 as backups, just in case.
You sir are a dedicated fan. Everyone has to do their part. I appreciate the effort and willingness to experiment for the good of the team.

Keep up the excellent work!
 

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You sir are a dedicated fan. Everyone has to do their part. I appreciate the effort and willingness to experiment for the good of the team.

Keep up the excellent work!
I can't take all the credit. The weed had alot to do with it.
 

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