The Urblock Thread: Volume Four (Fox News Petting Zoo Edition)

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I bet @Urblock wears crocs.
Agreed. I've always imagined Urblock as being a croc wearing, 5'5", 350 pounder, balding with a gray goatee and multiple chins, in stained cargo shorts, and a slightly torn Trump/MAGA/flag T-shirt, who always stops for a moment in the entrance of his grocery store to gaze wistfully at the electric shopping carts before shuffling and wheezing through the doors on a mission to buy generic dog food.

But maybe that's just me.
 

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Agreed. I've always imagined Urblock as being a croc wearing, 5'5", 350 pounder, balding with a gray goatee and multiple chins, in stained cargo shorts, and a slightly torn Trump/MAGA/flag T-shirt, who always stops for a moment in the entrance of his grocery store to gaze wistfully at the electric shopping carts before shuffling and wheezing through the doors on a mission to buy generic dog food.

But maybe that's just me.

So you are saying Rango only gets ol'Roy dog food
 

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Agreed. I've always imagined Urblock as being a croc wearing, 5'5", 350 pounder, balding with a gray goatee and multiple chins, in stained cargo shorts, and a slightly torn Trump/MAGA/flag T-shirt, who always stops for a moment in the entrance of his grocery store to gaze wistfully at the electric shopping carts before shuffling and wheezing through the doors on a mission to buy generic dog food.

But maybe that's just me.
Idk, I had pictured something like this.

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Idk, I had pictured something like this.

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Too tall and too normal looking.
Urblocks always angry or drunk or both simultaneously, and most people I know like that are usually angry and drunk over something.
I can see him being an older fatter version of this guy...

 

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Too tall and too normal looking.
Urblocks always angry or drunk or both simultaneously, and most people I know like that are usually angry and drunk over something.
I can see him being an older fatter version of this guy...


As angry as that little guy is, at least he asks about their wives.
 

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Youngest brother called. Been a few years. Told me his wife left him. He's 52 and now dating a 26 yr old babe. Told rodeo boy with 80 lbs on me I was going to kick his ass. He said I need to find him first. All my brothers are crazy
 

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Youngest brother called. Been a few years. Told me his wife left him. He's 52 and now dating a 26 yr old babe. Told rodeo boy with 80 lbs on me I was going to kick his ass. He said I need to find him first. All my brothers are crazy

Good luck kicking your fat brother's fat ass.
 
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Youngest brother called. Been a few years. Told me his wife left him. He's 52 and now dating a 26 yr old babe. Told rodeo boy with 80 lbs on me I was going to kick his ass. He said I need to find him first. All my brothers are crazy
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I will let you know if/when the day comes.

I dream of a CCS in which Urblock and Brett and Dabears70...and yes, even Omeletpants are solid contributing members.

I won't be holding my breath though cause we all know that chit is a pipe dream.
Ommy will be preserved in CCS history.
 

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Shut up.

The day we meet with be the worst day of your life.

How’s your family?
You keep up with your shitty posts and Im going to start a petition to ban you from the internet.
 

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