This forum is dead

[SilenceS]

I have been gone a long time. Is Scoot26 still the worst mod or has Silence over taken him?

Ya mother was a lizard

 

[Omeletpants]

Ya mother was a lizard

Like I haven't heard that before

 

[Ares]

@Omeletpants can you give me an ETA on when you'll probably die?

Like be honest, 5 more years? 10? 20?

It can't be more than 20 without major medical breakthroughs.

 

[Penny Traitor]

You admire me

You misspelled "amuse".

I do find 90 year olds just as amusing as one year olds. Unfortunately you both spend most of your life being completely incoherent and in need of a diaper change, but every now and again you still make me smile.

 

[Omeletpants]

spend most of your life being completely incoherent

Correction: spend all of my life being wealthy and happy

 

[Urblock]

Don't post like a happy person.

 

[Omeletpants]

@Omeletpants can you give me an ETA on when you'll probably die?

Like be honest, 5 more years? 10? 20?

It can't be more than 20 without major medical breakthroughs.

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect? I grew up in a very financially average family and had to work my ass off to afford college with zero help. I'm grateful to god, America and conservative values for what I have

I even have love for that Aqualung looking fucker, Scott26 and wish he is no longer homeless someday. May he walk into a Popeyes someday without being hasseled

 

[Ares]

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect? I grew up in a very financially average family and had to work my ass off to afford college with zero help. I'm grateful to god, America and conservative values for what I have

I even have love for that Aqualung looking fucker, Scott26 and wish he is no longer homeless someday. May he walk into a Popeyes someday without being hasseled

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@Scoot26 is married and has a home, a wife, and a child.

You should at least use these insults on a forum member I don't know well.

 

[RacerX]

Correction: spend all of my life being wealthy and happy

Reminder: You shared your address for us all to Zillow, and consequently we know that you are, at best, lower middle class. Not rich, let alone wealthy.

Now go fuck off again.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Can a septuagenarian who does this after a six-month ban really be happy? Not buying it

 

[Ares]

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect?

So like 36 more months, got it.

Tyvm.

 

[BearFanJohn]

You've been unbanned for months. Were you in a coma?

senility?

 

[Omeletpants]

@Scoot26 is married and has a home, a wife, and a child.

It's all a front for his deviant dalliances

 

[KittiesKorner]

What’s your excuse for coming back here? Your life sounds very empty and unrewarding as you accelerate towards death, and you’re thinking about ccs

 

[MDB111™]

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect? I grew up in a very financially average family and had to work my ass off to afford college with zero help. I'm grateful to god, America and conservative values for what I have

I even have love for that Aqualung looking fucker, Scott26 and wish he is no longer homeless someday. May he walk into a Popeyes someday without being hasseled

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Your house in Elgin is very modest. I hope you didnt out punt your coverage.

 

[Robocop 80]

This is so Elgin

Elgin does have Beef Shack though. Damn good cheezy beef there.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Elgin does have Beef Shack though. Damn good cheezy beef there.

Omeletcron prefers Denny's, unless he is feeling adventurous, and has a coupon for a diner in Mokena.

 

[Ares]

Omeletcron prefers Denny's, unless he is feeling adventurous, and has a coupon for a diner in Mokena.

Mokena, lmao.... he would be one of those crusty old fucks who is like "You know where the best Chicago hot dog is? A diner in Mokena, that's where!"

"They boil em, and keep the water, that's the secret."

 

[KittiesKorner]

Omeletpants to the fry cook in mokena: ‘i used to work out with walter payton and was a walk-on linebacker in college’
Mokena fry cook: ‘cool, got any meth?’
Nurse: ‘ok Bob, that’s enough for today’
Wheels @Omeletpants out while he screams

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Mokena meth is a motherf***er